I spend a fair amount of time doing research on the internet. My purpose is to make the best use of my play time and money. One thing I have noticed is, if there is a likes and dislikes section, one or the other, and sometimes both refer to the hygeine of the clients.
Ladies are guys really showing up for appointments less than fresh and not excusing themselves to freshen up? I have read several provider sites that even say showering upon arrival will not be counted as session time. Do guys read that and still bring the funk to the partyIn my experience most of the gentlemen I've met arrive smelling clean and fresh. I ask that upon arrival my guests do wash their hands and take a few moments to freshen up. A shower is always a good way to start if you are coming from work or have had a long drive. Sometimes things get warm down in your nether region and aren't as fresh as when you left your home or office.
I know I go out of my way to be shower fresh and inviting and appealing for you, so I like the same in return. It really makes the experience much more enjoyable and intimate. I've only experienced a few stinkies in my time, most were easily corrected. Not seeing heavy smokers makes a difference. GraceYou may laugh but it's soooooo not funny when you want to put your best foot forward and give a new friend the slurpee of a lifetime and when you go to give the boys a tongue bath it smells like he just played 18 holes on a balmy August afternoon 😫
Because if they smile back they are way over ripe!
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You Erin have one hell of a way with words. I love it.
....you need to clean before you can get dirty with this lady.
Lmao Grace that's awesome can you imagine 😂
I enjoy my balls, but if they came with smiley faces (only the clients do), I'd hope for my choice of yummy scents and flavors. Maybe strawberry champagne, orange vanilla? Or how about turkey gravy for the upcoming holiday? That would surely result in more time spent on the boys. A holiday favorite but not a summertime favorite is also the ole schweddy balls by Ben and Jerry's we can share a pint just don't coat your balls in it please!
Grace
how about THAT for a theme post- favorite exotic/erotic IC flavor!
on the thread topic, I learned a long time ago that a considerate lover always had a good manicure- clean hands, short nails, smoothed and no sharp edges!Unfortunately it looks like your attempt to purchase VIP membership has failed due to your card being declined. Good news is that we have several other payment options that you could try.
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