Who the F*#% is Remy Lively? Glad you asked. Here are the top TEN reasons you need to meet me:
10. I am a bodacious, curvy brunette (formerly redhead) with a real body--not a spinner or a huge BBW, but somewhere in the middle--about a size 16, all-natural 36D. I have tattoos, piercings, and look like the sexy, pin-up rockstar you always wanted to bang but never had the courage to talk to.
9. I am articulate and educated at the graduate level. I own lots and lots of books. I can hold a conversation on just about anything (except sports--although I am excellent at ball-handling)
8. I am not just a bedroom companion- some of my favorite dates have been to the ballet, art museums, theatre, a Lady Gaga concert, First Avenue for live music, dive bars for pool and $3 beer, and so much more.
7. I have been working on my deep throat skills....
6. My pussy is a sweet, juicy, smooth, delicious peach! I'm a vegetarian and you know what they say... we taste better
5. You can call me Miss Lively if you're nasty.
4. I do A LOT of yoga.... I will let you use your imagination to understand the sexual implications of that. Let's just say I am flexible.
3. I am totally nonjudgmental and open to all kinds of fetishes.
2. I am very bi and love to rendezvous with 2, 3, or more ladies/gents and YOU... just ask. So many combinations of mouths and pussies and cocks, oh my!
and the top reason you should come see me...... 1. I love to treat you like the sexy beast you are!
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Not convinced yet? Check out my reviews and website. I think you'll like what you find.
I am just wrapping up my graduate program, and will be available full-time throughout the summer and fall. My available hours this week are as follows:
-Monday 8am-noon and 7pm-11pm
-Tuesday 8am-noon and 2pm-11pm
-Wednesday 8am-noon
-Thursday 4pm-11pm
-Friday 8am-noon and 2pm-11pm
-Saturday & Sunday all day And just because I like you so much, this week I am offering $50 off my normal incall rate. (If you're bad at math, or just lazy, that means $200/30 mins, $300/hour, $400/90, and $550/2 hours)
Emailing me is the best way to start things rolling. Please include your screening info with first contact--I accept P411, recent escort references, and/or employment verification. Just give me something to work with!
XOXO,
Remy
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You wanna stick something in my mouth??
She is so worth it guys. Plus we share a birthday.
That's the view I see in my dreams every night.