I’m not posting this to trash talk or offend, just stating my experience. We met last December. I saw you were in my city and rushed to meet you. That was my mistake. I never rush to meet girls. I usually plan 1-4 weeks ahead. I want to be almost perfect on a date. So, i need to workout, groom and rest. I always thoroughly groom, floss, brush teeth, rinse with therabreath twice, take a 30 minute shower at home, rinse off at the hotel before coming out. I want to smell and taste great. I never have an issue with that. When we met, i was tired because sadly, you changed the time to next day, from a night date. I couldn’t go to sleep as i was excited. Drove in heavy traffic for 70 minutes. Cell reception was bad around the hotel, so Texts weren’t getting through and you probably got mad at me for that when it wasn’t my fault. That hotel always has that issue. Parking was dumb. After 8pm, parking is free and traffic is easier. We were set to meet Wednesday night for 9:30-11:30pm. I was ready but your assistant said you were sick from food? But you said it was alcohol? I dont know, but im sad we didnt meet Wednesday night. I work best at night. I really wonder how much fun we could’ve had if we met that night rather than the next afternoon. I’ve never met a date in the afternoon. Nights are best for most people, i think.  

I cannot believe it’s been almost a year. I learned from the date. What not to do. You saw me at my weakest. My brain was tired, body wasn’t rested from training. I was so awkward. That wasn’t typical. I usually have the type of fun “Lostson” had with you. My gahd, that dude was so lucky to get you back then. He had the date that i usually get with girls. I booked 2 hours for $1500. Your rate for 2 hours then was $1100, but it was December so i felt generous. I only got a total of 60 minutes. Looking back, if Traffic weren’t so crazy, and i parked faster, and texts were going through, we could’ve had close to 2 hours. BUT you were focused on getting to that kanye/drake concert so It still wouldn’t have been great. Again, i’m not typing this to ruin your reputation. I’m saying it because the date was ALMOST PERFECT! It was almost the best date i had. It was missing like 3 components but if those were in the mix, it would’ve been perfect!  

If i got at least 90 minutes, you kissed me, you kissed my wang a little, and let me know what i could do to make you feel good, maybe we sip a little wine or whatever to relax, and it was the original date we had set, I’m sure it would’ve been my favorite date of all time and i’ve gad great ones. Sadly, things went wrong, and i felt cheated so I tweeted some stuff. I deleted it, but I guess you saw it. I honestly don’t know what you saw. But your last text to me said “i saw what you said about me” and i was Asleep when you sent that so i couldnt ask what you saw. It’s been almost a year! Whatever i said, Im sorry. I was just in a really bad place living in Los Angeles and all that negativity seeped into everything else. I definitely should’ve waited to meet you. I just didn’t know if you’d be in that city. I knew i was attracted to your pics. I actually liked you before all the surgery but you still are beautiful.  

I just think we could have so much fun if you give me another chance. But even if you do forgive me, You’re never coming to my city, it seems. You go everywhere else. Not sure if that’s on purpose or your assistant is just doing it, but wow! Please come to my city so i can throw $3000 at you! Lol. I’ve learned from that embarrassing date what not to say. I kept going on about how i like pretty white girls from florida! Lol. Embarrassing. I hope you forgot it because it’s embarrassing for me to remember. But there WERE some good parts of the date. I liked talking to you, liked your giggle and laugh, like the booty, it was like gourmet cheesecake. I miss the natural booty. The bbl is overrated. Bring badk the natural booty! Well, do whatever you want to do, but that’s my opinion. I like the implants. But you didnt need them. But yes, they made your natural frame equal proportioned. At least i kissed the naturals. They will be missed.  

I was just really awkward on the date due to extreme sleep deprivation and fatigue. Im best when i have rest. I slept for 2 hours 3 days in a row! My brain was so excited to see you it wouldn’t shut off. Kept me up. I was ready Wednesday night! Lol. Why’d you have to change the date?! Lol. Man! It’s eating at me the potential fun we could’ve had Wednesday night. I really just want a mulligan, another date to erase that 1st date and give you and myself a way better experience. I mean, all the dates i’ve had(40+ since 2007) i’ve only had maybe 3 bad experiences. That’s not bad. I saw your pics and didn’t realize one of those would be with you. Again, it’s not all on you. I never rush to meet a girl. I need to plan. I just hope you give me another chance. I REALLY want to make you feel good and have a really enjoyable time. Like how your description says in the above post. I want everything you typed in that, for our experience together. That’s what i wanted. For us both to have as much fun as possible! That’s what i want with every girl i meet. If the girl has fun, i have fun. I feel satisfied when she’s satisfied.  

I really hope you let me show you a fun time. That first date was not typical of what i can bring. Let me correct the record. I keep thinking of all the girls i impressed and made feel good, and i want that for you. I want to put a few smiles on your face. Please come to my city. Atlanta. If you do, i’m going to book you for 2 dates. I actually wanted to meet you 4-5 times this year but wow! That didn’t happen. Been almost a year? Wow! Time flies. I honestly don’t know what else to say. I guess i’ve said enough. You either understand or you dont care. But I can’t tell you what to do. Your choice. Despite the date not going well for me, IT WAS GREAT TO MEET YOU! I can’t get your giggle out of my head! Been almost a year. I can’t forget you. It’s painful because You saw me at my weakest. I want to show you my near perfect version. Let me do that. If not, these other girls are going to get my best version and you’re going to miss out on it.  

I just think whatever made you mad, maybe we can get past that and have some fun. But that’s up to you. Life’s short. I’m just trying to have as much fun as i can before i die. I wanted to include you in that but I can’t get everything. I really hope you reconsider.

Lastly, could you talk to me over the phone for 5 minutes for $100? If so, let me know a time and i’ll send you the money with whatever app i used to book you a year ago. I’m way better with verbal communication, quick, clear rather than typing long novels out. I really do set out to type a few lines but it turns out being 100 paragraphs. Lol. Im clearer and concise verbally, though so if we talk briefly over the phone, i can explain things to you and maybe we can move forward. I’d just hate that whatever misunderstanding there is to ruin any potential fun we could have, even if you’re only in my city once a year. Before I give up trying, i just want to know if there’s anything i could’ve done to get on good terms with you. If we never meet, again, I want to at least be on good terms with you. I hate the idea of having enemies when they can be friends. Hope that can at least happen. I don’t like ending things on negative terms. Let me know if we can talk over the phone for 5 minutes $100. Thanks