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1) lower taxes and raise your boner
2) give twice as many fucks as I receive
3) provide health care & subsidized Viagra for all
4) increase homeland security through more efficient screening
5) provide hot meals for the homeless at the local YWCA
6) create thousands of new jobs for missionaries, cowgirls, and yes, even doggies
7) never wear my Trump wig on a date*
 * - unless you think it's sexy

Vote #Hump2016 -- make pussy great again!

 

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read on for the usual boring ad copy if you are too horny/humorless/dumb to grasp the above post...

I'm Remy, a saucy little firecracker with an insatiable lust for life and a wicked sense of humor. Articulate, educated, and a bit of a Renaissance woman, I can hold a conversation on just about any topic. I also know when to shut up and use my mouth for other things. ;)  
   
I'm neither spinner nor BBW -- I dwell somewhere in the middle, with a plump derriere and well-proportioned curves. If you're looking for Barbie, I'm not your girl, but if you appreciate a healthy, strong, non-plastic woman, I suspect you'll find my body was built for pleasure.    
   
I'm available for incall all week at a convenient, discreet location centrally located in Uptown. Would love to make some magic with old friends, and meet some new ones as well!  
   
See my website for rates, pictures, and more information about me. When you're ready to take the plunge, I'll be waiting....  
   
xxx  
Remy

$600/hr. Contact me to set it up! She is so cute and I can't wait to corrupt, er, I mean play with her. ;)

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