...is making my expectation way too high. I have been binge-watching several TV series, a lot of movies and feature porn since the beginning of the year. I got disappointed a lot with my providers I met; even with my ATF lately. Something is really wrong with me. I realize that no provider is going to look like Riley Keough or Dakota Johnson, but my mind expect otherwise. Grrr!

something is wrong with you -e-

...isn't something wrong with all of us? As in, everybody on the freaking planet? Well, almost everybody - I've had interactions with Alan Page over the past 35 years & am convinced that he is a perfect human being living a perfect life. I'm sure there are more, but I sure as Hell ain't one of 'em. Just gonna guess that you aren't either. AP would probably say the same thing about himself, which just makes his perfection worse.

Sorry...you mentioned AP.  Couldn't help it.  Is it September yet?

Sounds sort of very vaguely familiar but no special memories of him. Guessing he's an old Vikes player?

You're joking right? 1st defensive playet to win NFL mvp award, Minnesota Supreme Court Justice, founder of the Page Foundation.

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He's  not originally  from here so not that familiar with local celebs

I wouldn't know a celebrity here even if I was in an elevator with one. Thought I was standing in an elevator with a Vikings OL one day but it was a provider so...maybe on women's football team?

He is more than a "local celeb".

Thanks. He's definitely an impressive person and I can respect what he did after his football career.

I suppressed the memories of them. Original Los Angeles Rams fan. Lost to the Vikings and Steelers a lot in my childhood.

Fearsome Foursome?

Porn does that to folks. The scenes are not realistic, the sex is more forceful and the actors are extreme physical specimens. Who likes to give head with that much intensity? You can find the beauty and physique you see in the movies from providers at much higher price points and you likely don't socialize in the circles they do. (If you did, you would never be disappointed or on TER.) Some of the porn stars you see are also for hire as providers, too.  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEKR-mzJaNo

Oh yay I remember he was a guitar player for led zeplin  

That's more my speed, Jimmy Page lol.