Slip 3 quarters in my ear and hit the speed ride button...
I know what boys want...and I give it to them...
Let me brighten your day...over and over and over...
If it lasts more than 4 hours...I will fix that...
I'm kind of a big deal...
I know I am not perfect...but damn, I'm close...
I swallow...life to the fullest...boy am I hungry...
I like big bucks and I cannot lie...
All the rumors are true...
I will persist until I suck-seed...
Every day is HUMP day...
Do you need buns with that dog???
Let me turn you into Old Faithful...explode 3 times every 90 minutes...
A second Cumming is Imminent...
that's a promise from the good hands people...
good girl gone bad...lucky you...
Are you ready for ALL this Happiness???
Look me up on Christen Mingle...I'm the troll...
come for the view, but stay for the ride...(this is my fav...fyi)
I ate the Energizer Bunny...
Let me help you Be all you can Be...and then some...
Stress vacuum...I will dispose of it safely...leave happy...
Got Nuts?
Come early...Come often...Come later...cum soon...
Certified Plummer, guaranteed clean pipes...
Happiness is not all I give, but it is guaranteed...
the Goddess of Happiness is always giving...
Your mission if you choose to accept it...is to cum hard and leave happy...
Happiness is what I give...stress is what I take...
I am always on my "A" Game and YOU?
I want you to want ME...
If you played your cards right...you could have me...
Your a bad boy...go to my room...
Well G-Friend...these are the ramblings of dirty mind...if they didn't help, hope they made you smile...Miss you G...
take care
Kra