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Re: Uber for "hobby"
TalonTed 89 Reviews 4971 reads
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1 / 63

They might be coming for you, heard they've been taking license plate numbers from the visitors parking space.  Neighbors told my friend, there was a bust few days ago, and all the people in the messy condo were arrested

oknmlp 6 Reviews 1670 reads
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2 / 63

....Nothing like waking up to good news!! ;-)  I guess I need to start my Fuck-N-Ride Uber services! haha

 Anyone need a lift?  You're license plate is safe, AND I will have oils, mouthwash, etc in the back seat! HAHA

Have a good weekend!!

TalonTed 89 Reviews 1276 reads
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3 / 63

Sounds like a business plans, write it up and I'll pass it on to my VC friend.

Posted By: BigJoeJ
 
 ....Nothing like waking up to good news!! ;-)  I guess I need to start my Fuck-N-Ride Uber services! haha  
   
  Anyone need a lift?  You're license plate is safe, AND I will have oils, mouthwash, etc in the back seat! HAHA  
   
 Have a good weekend!!

oknmlp 6 Reviews 893 reads
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4 / 63

t's already here! ;-)

I forgot to mention hot towels....and I'll listen to clients AND providers (I'll drive outcall!!).
 FOR A FEE  

*Please add $50 if you plan on complaining, "Fuck-N'-Ride by J" is suppose to be a FUN service!! haha

Rather than talking about the weather and bullshit I talk to with the limos I use, I'll listen to you bitch about bad etiquette, ..and "High five" you after a good session!!!  

NCNS will result in 50% fee before next ride

 Sincerely,
     Fuck-N'-Ride by J    "we drive, you RIDE!" LL

OldTimerB 45 Reviews 1392 reads
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5 / 63

Is if LE Ubers with your company to a provider, are you an accessory?

Otherwise I like the idea. Might be a money-making idea.

funman1969 9 Reviews 1263 reads
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6 / 63

So we're the neighbors making visits too?  

Posted By: talon199094
They might be coming for you, heard they've been taking license plate numbers from the visitors parking space.  Neighbors told my friend, there was a bust few days ago, and all the people in the messy condo were arrested.  
 

oknmlp 6 Reviews 817 reads
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7 / 63

... "ASSISTANT" OTB  hahaha.  You know that!!  You can call me by a woman's name if you want too!!

However:
    *Please add $50 if you want me to call you "hun" and shit like that...
Posted By: OldTimerB
Is if LE Ubers with your company to a provider, are you an accessory?  
   
 Otherwise I like the idea. Might be a money-making idea.

funman1969 9 Reviews 674 reads
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8 / 63

And now a word from our sponsor . Bang bus is brought to you by BigJoeJ

oknmlp 6 Reviews 870 reads
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9 / 63

If ANY "Fuck-N'-Ride by J" driver needs to "open the back door" of the SUV (for clothes/outfits),  Please add $50 BEFORE booking!! haha

The "Greek"/back door should be opened and closed GENTLY!! :-)

OldTimerB 45 Reviews 701 reads
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10 / 63

To call you "hun".

Posted By: BigJoeJ
... "ASSISTANT" OTB  hahaha.  You know that!!  You can call me by a woman's name if you want too!!  
   
 However:  
     *Please add $50 if you want me to call you "hun" and shit like that...  
   
Posted By: OldTimerB
Is if LE Ubers with your company to a provider, are you an accessory?  
     
  Otherwise I like the idea. Might be a money-making idea.

funman1969 9 Reviews 431 reads
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11 / 63

All options will require payment in advance otherwise my drivers will drop your cheap ass off at the next bus stop . Thank You the Management.
Disclaimer Fuck- N - Ride is not an offer for prostitution. Any thing that takes place is between mutual consenting adults. Fees rendered are for my time only.

oknmlp 6 Reviews 574 reads
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12 / 63

I am currently taking "hun" and "babe" classes at U of M... Graduate soon!!

 

 
    ...Gophers people ;-)
Posted By: OldTimerB
To call you "hun".  
   
Posted By: BigJoeJ
... "ASSISTANT" OTB  hahaha.  You know that!!  You can call me by a woman's name if you want too!!  
     
  However:  
      *Please add $50 if you want me to call you "hun" and shit like that...  
     
Posted By: OldTimerB
Is if LE Ubers with your company to a provider, are you an accessory?    
       
   Otherwise I like the idea. Might be a money-making idea.

oknmlp 6 Reviews 569 reads
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13 / 63

Fuck-N'Ride is also a SAFE service. I have cars with a "latex cover" on the entire seat if you prefer!!  haha

funman1969 9 Reviews 348 reads
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14 / 63

All picturns  of my limo's are 10000% real  and accurate.

613spades 5 Reviews 1056 reads
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15 / 63

Two thing one is there is no proof even if you went into the apartment something illegal happened. Second is plate numbers don't mean a whole lot unless you admit to driving the car or they can recognize you on video. It's the reason red light cameras went away, no proof the person who got the ticket was actually the driver.  
         I wouldn't get a lawyer until I was questioned and even than I d plead the fifth until I was charged. Don't believe the if you are honest we ll drop the serious charges crap. Tell them to charge you or let you go and don't bother me again. If charged than contact a lawyer and have them and only them talk to the police.  
 

Posted By: talon199094
They might be coming for you, heard they've been taking license plate numbers from the visitors parking space.  Neighbors told my friend, there was a bust few days ago, and all the people in the messy condo were arrested.  
 

MinnWendigo65 7 Reviews 563 reads
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16 / 63

In all seriousness, I've thought about this.  The risk is that the Uber/Lyft driver's real (first) name and license tag is known to the rider, and the rider's first name is known to the driver.

I'd rather have an arrangement with a few select, discreet providers - they call me in advance, I show up at their location, they enter the Uber request (so that I'm the closest car, of course; the system is set up that way), and off we go.  I arrange to wait until the appointment is over, then I show up at the outcall location and I'm the closest driver again.  To compensate for my lost rides and down time, they might have to agree to a "tip" above the fare.

I can think of a couple of ways to arrange the tips, now that I ponder it. ;)

 At any rate, I drive a few evenings and weekends (less now that I actually have a job), so it's an interesting thought.

souls_harbor 793 reads
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17 / 63

This is a nothing-burger.  

Posted By: 613spades
 
         Two thing one is there is no proof even if you went into the apartment something illegal happened. Second is plate numbers don't mean a whole lot unless you admit to driving the car or they can recognize you on video. It's the reason red light cameras went away, no proof the person who got the ticket was actually the driver.  
          I wouldn't get a lawyer until I was questioned and even than I d plead the fifth until I was charged. Don't believe the if you are honest we ll drop the serious charges crap. Tell them to charge you or let you go and don't bother me again. If charged than contact a lawyer and have them and only them talk to the police.  
   
   
Posted By: talon199094
They might be coming for you, heard they've been taking license plate numbers from the visitors parking space.  Neighbors told my friend, there was a bust few days ago, and all the people in the messy condo were arrested.  
 

TalonTed 89 Reviews 595 reads
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18 / 63

Fuck yeah, I'm in as secret investor.

Posted By: BigJoeJ
 
  It's already here! ;-)  
   
 I forgot to mention hot towels....and I'll listen to clients AND providers (I'll drive outcall!!).  
  FOR A FEE  
   
 *Please add $50 if you plan on complaining, "Fuck-N'-Ride by J" is suppose to be a FUN service!! haha  
   
 Rather than talking about the weather and bullshit I talk to with the limos I use, I'll listen to you bitch about bad etiquette, ..and "High five" you after a good session!!!    
   
 NCNS will result in 50% fee before next ride  
   
  Sincerely,  
      Fuck-N'-Ride by J    "we drive, you RIDE!" LLC  
   
 

TalonTed 89 Reviews 645 reads
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19 / 63

LOL, this made my morning.  Your just a well inform driver, nothing illegal about it.

Posted By: BigJoeJ
... "ASSISTANT" OTB  hahaha.  You know that!!  You can call me by a woman's name if you want too!!  
   
 However:  
     *Please add $50 if you want me to call you "hun" and shit like that...  
   
Posted By: OldTimerB
Is if LE Ubers with your company to a provider, are you an accessory?  
     
  Otherwise I like the idea. Might be a money-making idea.

TalonTed 89 Reviews 715 reads
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20 / 63

They don't even need to charge you with anything.  They can fuck your life over easily by just dropping by while your have a lovely dinner with the wife or while your at work.  Lets say LE in uniform shows up at your work and ask your boss to have word with you, got it? Sure they can't prove it, but rumors will run wild at your work and probably will eventually end up getting fired.

Posted By: 613spades
 
         Two thing one is there is no proof even if you went into the apartment something illegal happened. Second is plate numbers don't mean a whole lot unless you admit to driving the car or they can recognize you on video. It's the reason red light cameras went away, no proof the person who got the ticket was actually the driver.  
          I wouldn't get a lawyer until I was questioned and even than I d plead the fifth until I was charged. Don't believe the if you are honest we ll drop the serious charges crap. Tell them to charge you or let you go and don't bother me again. If charged than contact a lawyer and have them and only them talk to the police.  
   
   
Posted By: talon199094
They might be coming for you, heard they've been taking license plate numbers from the visitors parking space.  Neighbors told my friend, there was a bust few days ago, and all the people in the messy condo were arrested.  
 

oknmlp 6 Reviews 716 reads
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21 / 63

...I'm getting dildos installed in the seats today, what is everyone's favorite:
         - Length
          -Girth...etc

 
             purple veins?? ;-)
Posted By: BigJoeJ
 
 ....Nothing like waking up to good news!! ;-)  I guess I need to start my Fuck-N-Ride Uber services! haha  
   
  Anyone need a lift?  You're license plate is safe, AND I will have oils, mouthwash, etc in the back seat! HAHA  
   
 Have a good weekend!!

oknmlp 6 Reviews 535 reads
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22 / 63

In all seriousness, ......there is no seriousness in this post!  Do you have latex covered seats? PM me if you do ;-)

613spades 5 Reviews 758 reads
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23 / 63

First if LE ever tried questioning me at work I would refer them to an attorney, second I d have a decent reason for co workers and if my job is that insecure I d probably find a new one. They could be there asking about an assault or robbery in your neighborhood, your dog getting off the leash and nipping or growling at someone. An accident you called in on your way to work. Loved one in an accident. There are a thousand reasons why you might have LE talk to you that don't mean you are a criminal.  
       If they are discussing particulars with your boss about a case that you are suspected in it could be considered harassment, esp if you have already talked to them. I m not saying they wouldn't. But they shouldn't and you need to stand up for your own rights if they do.  

Posted By: talon199094
They don't even need to charge you with anything.  They can fuck your life over easily by just dropping by while your have a lovely dinner with the wife or while your at work.  Lets say LE in uniform shows up at your work and ask your boss to have word with you, got it? Sure they can't prove it, but rumors will run wild at your work and probably will eventually end up getting fired.  
   
Posted By: 613spades
 
          Two thing one is there is no proof even if you went into the apartment something illegal happened. Second is plate numbers don't mean a whole lot unless you admit to driving the car or they can recognize you on video. It's the reason red light cameras went away, no proof the person who got the ticket was actually the driver.    
           I wouldn't get a lawyer until I was questioned and even than I d plead the fifth until I was charged. Don't believe the if you are honest we ll drop the serious charges crap. Tell them to charge you or let you go and don't bother me again. If charged than contact a lawyer and have them and only them talk to the police.    
     
     
Posted By: talon199094
They might be coming for you, heard they've been taking license plate numbers from the visitors parking space.  Neighbors told my friend, there was a bust few days ago, and all the people in the messy condo were arrested.    
   

oknmlp 6 Reviews 585 reads
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24 / 63

.... Fuck-N'-Ride by J  needs to know if any providers will be wearing/and or bringing LE looking outfits, handcuffs... so the driver doesn't shit.

funman1969 9 Reviews 577 reads
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25 / 63

Just tell if they pop up like switchblade and what seat . I don't want an unexpected surprise.  While your at it start a gofundme page got to be some suckers to contribute play money

Posted By: BigJoeJ
 
   
   ...I'm getting dildos installed in the seats today, what is everyone's favorite:  
          - Length  
           -Girth...etc  
   
   
              purple veins?? ;-)  
   
Posted By: BigJoeJ
 
  ....Nothing like waking up to good news!! ;-)  I guess I need to start my Fuck-N-Ride Uber services! haha  
     
   Anyone need a lift?  You're license plate is safe, AND I will have oils, mouthwash, etc in the back seat! HAHA  
     
  Have a good weekend!!

oknmlp 6 Reviews 426 reads
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26 / 63

NO Switchblade dildos....Check!  

(I think they're out of those anyway.....?...)

OldTimerB 45 Reviews 495 reads
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27 / 63

Same as the question I always ask the providers.  
When you go to Subway, do you eat a 6" or foot long?

Posted By: BigJoeJ
 
   
   ...I'm getting dildos installed in the seats today, what is everyone's favorite:  
          - Length  
           -Girth...etc  
   
   
              purple veins?? ;-)  
   
Posted By: BigJoeJ
 
  ....Nothing like waking up to good news!! ;-)  I guess I need to start my Fuck-N-Ride Uber services! haha  
     
   Anyone need a lift?  You're license plate is safe, AND I will have oils, mouthwash, etc in the back seat! HAHA  
     
  Have a good weekend!!

OldTimerB 45 Reviews 533 reads
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28 / 63

Cuz they're fun and the girls like them lol.

Posted By: BigJoeJ
.... Fuck-N'-Ride by J  needs to know if any providers will be wearing/and or bringing LE looking outfits, handcuffs... so the driver doesn't shit.

vorlon 115 Reviews 745 reads
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29 / 63

Yes, you can and should remember and invoke your legal rights at all times.  But it is even better if can avoid having LE even try to contact you so you don't have to deal with awkward or unpleasant questions from family, friends, and co-workers.

613spades 5 Reviews 641 reads
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30 / 63

was based on the op, "the police have plate numbers and will be contacting you".
    Its much easier to never be questioned or contacted but if it happens be prepared and never admit to anything.  

Posted By: vorlon
Yes, you can and should remember and invoke your legal rights at all times.  But it is even better if can avoid having LE even try to contact you so you don't have to deal with awkward or unpleasant questions from family, friends, and co-workers.

oknmlp 6 Reviews 564 reads
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31 / 63

this far down in the thread....nobody is reading.  Or they are daydreaming about.....

 dildos jumping up at them in their next uber experience. I'm sure all 4 people who read this will agree...

Makwa 18 Reviews 819 reads
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32 / 63

How much effort will they put out for a few misdomeaners?  

The place is now out of business.  

Just a plate number means nothing.  

I don't think it would be worth LE  time to maybe get a few petty offenders.

pugdog 5 Reviews 556 reads
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35 / 63

Ok first off LE will not be contacting you about a misdemeanor. And like it has been said they can't prove anything but that you were at the large apartment complex. They are not going to waste manpower hours on something like this.

oknmlp 6 Reviews 645 reads
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36 / 63

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRI0RF_nFBc

Courtesy of a fellow hobbyist...

TwinCitiesGuy 19 Reviews 816 reads
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37 / 63
takingmytime 72 Reviews 743 reads
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38 / 63

I am assuming then that they had a sign up by the visitors spot saying...only park here if you are visiting a hooker today!  Or was the building vacant except that space meaning every person parking in a visitor spot was obviously going to THAT space!

funman1969 9 Reviews 604 reads
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39 / 63

https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.fjcdn.com%2Fpictures%2FFuck_11a0ea_1051921.jpg&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.funnyjunk.com%2Ffunny_pictures%2F1052365%2FFuck%2F&docid=sCukIxbeZ0hknM&tbnid=7PWnrnHFauhRdM%3A&w=714&h=460&bih=560&biw=360&ved=0ahUKEwi-w-68pJHNAhWM8CYKHUO-D74QMwhBKBswGw&iact=mrc&uact=8

Boccaccio8 2 Reviews 711 reads
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40 / 63
crsm27 25 Reviews 535 reads
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41 / 63

The reason for getting plate numbers is when they go in for the bust they can line up the car with the people inside.   Then I'm sure they are allowed a "search" type situation or will get a warrant to "search" the vehicles that line up.

Then quite possibly down the road for conviction a possible forfeit of the vehicle if warranted by the law.... ie: drugs found in car or what ever.

But again.... it is something to be concerned about if they got your license plate number.   But doesn't necessarily mean you will be getting contacted.

Stay safe.

Cropduster1 805 reads
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Mayflower1 791 reads
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43 / 63

Consider the source, this is the third piece about Burnsville. Sounds like sour grapes. Somehow, a friend always knows the goings on, and relays the info to a disinterested party.

vorlon 115 Reviews 757 reads
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44 / 63

By itself it proves nothing.  But they might be able to use that information with other information down the road to think they should at least question someone and a lot of people get really nervous and more likely to blurt out something incriminating the longer that questioning lasts.  

One of the reasons M&Gs are so UTR these days is years ago there was one and afterwards there were reports that police had been seen in the parking lot of the gathering place checking license plate numbers.  Nobody liked the idea of their license plate number being recorded by LE even though it was just a social gathering.  This was not long before the mid-2009 take down of the MN Nice Guys and My Fast Pass.  Coincidence?  Maybe and maybe not.

The less they know about you, including your plate number the better.

MinnesotaFriend 790 reads
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45 / 63

And that was the last M&G I attended . . .

TalonTed 89 Reviews 407 reads
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46 / 63

If that's the case, why would they even bother to take plate numbers?

Posted By: pugdog
Ok first off LE will not be contacting you about a misdemeanor. And like it has been said they can't prove anything but that you were at the large apartment complex. They are not going to waste manpower hours on something like this.

souls_harbor 563 reads
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47 / 63

The reason to run plates is to check for outstanding warrants. It is a common practice for LE while idling to check plates they see around them.

crsm27 25 Reviews 570 reads
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48 / 63

Just like I mentioned above....

Then if they go in they get you doing something illegal or to match the plates with people they busted.

Tack on charges, parole violations,  get a reason to search vehicle, etc.

Because if they don't catch you in the apartment or in the act.   They cant prove a thing.   Because it isn't illegal to pay someone to sit and talk to them.   It isn't illegal to pay someone to give you a massage (for people who go to MP or Massage providers).....   What is illegal is doing a sex act for the exchange of money.

But again the LE can make your life hell if they chose to do so.....

Like I had mentioned.... it is cause for a little worry... but nothing to get extremely scared about.   Just be careful and safe out there.

Cropduster1 738 reads
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49 / 63

can't rifle thru a single parking lot to make people upset. I noted other cities can have them but not here!  
A little silly!

pugdog 5 Reviews 445 reads
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50 / 63

I'm guessing they are not taking any info. Who ever told you they were are just trying to make you nervous. And it worked. LE is not going to waste time "taking" numbers for such a petty crime.

pugdog 5 Reviews 487 reads
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51 / 63

And when they run plates it does not stay in their system. Now if they give you a traffic ticket or a warning then your plate is in the system. A simple plate run does not.

Wongbater 40 Reviews 595 reads
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52 / 63

Have you been to MOA in the last 5 years?  Have you ever seen a squad car in any city or on the highway that has an extra piece of equipment hanging on it?  You underestimate big police and big tech.

Wongbater 40 Reviews 615 reads
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54 / 63

devolve into another ad space only.  I got the memo that everyone truly talks about everyone else in session so I quit hobbying a while back.  No honor among...you can fill in the blank

vorlon 115 Reviews 471 reads
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55 / 63

Posted By: Wongbater
No honor among...you can fill in the blank
Ducks? :D

Mayflower1 543 reads
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56 / 63

I just find it insensitive running someone down when they are really down. I never ask questions, not judge anyone, just like and make the best use of my time.

Posted By: Wongbater
devolve into another ad space only.  I got the memo that everyone truly talks about everyone else in session so I quit hobbying a while back.  No honor among...you can fill in the blank

TalonTed 89 Reviews 374 reads
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57 / 63

In this hobby I would rather have more information than less.  I'm guessing you don't mind next time you visit them and get taken to jail with them?

Posted By: crushedflowers

TalonTed 89 Reviews 306 reads
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58 / 63

I'm going to take a guess you are the pimp posing as her.  I provide incredibly valuable information to TER members.  You want to be the John that shows up and taken to jail with them?? Do you really????????

Posted By: Mayflower1
I just find it insensitive running someone down when they are really down. I never ask questions, not judge anyone, just like and make the best use of my time.  
   
Posted By: Wongbater
devolve into another ad space only.  I got the memo that everyone truly talks about everyone else in session so I quit hobbying a while back.  No honor among...you can fill in the blank

Wongbater 40 Reviews 371 reads
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59 / 63

have given a treasure trove of valuable information over the years to a bunch of people with no sense and large agendas.  I find it best practice in the current environment to STFU like everyone wants me to (quells the threats - which are quite real), keep eyes and ears open, and share only when it benefits numero uno.  I've completely given up on caring about the safety of anyone but, again, numero uno.  The greater community lost their chance on me calling out a hot situation publicly.  The hand that tried to feed them got bit once too often.  Talon you can take the vacuum I leave behind but it's not going to get you anything but people after you.  Just a friendly piece of advice to a guy that never did anything but give me some solids in the past.  Good luck

pugdog 5 Reviews 276 reads
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60 / 63

The plate reader you are talking about Wong only goes off if you plate is tagged for some reason.  I. E.  Stolen plate or expired tabs according to the computer. They have to physically put your plate into the system for it to ring off otherwise nothing happens.  What talon started here I call complete BS. No department is going to take the time to put in the tags of everyone going to an apartment complex for anything but a felony crime.  Last time I checked prostitution is not.

OldTimerB 45 Reviews 351 reads
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61 / 63

The government could save us all a lot of time, money, and effort by legalizing prostitution. Maybe one day...

Posted By: pugdog
The plate reader you are talking about Wong only goes off if you plate is tagged for some reason.  I. E.  Stolen plate or expired tabs according to the computer. They have to physically put your plate into the system for it to ring off otherwise nothing happens.  What talon started here I call complete BS. No department is going to take the time to put in the tags of everyone going to an apartment complex for anything but a felony crime.  Last time I checked prostitution is not.

pugdog 5 Reviews 305 reads
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62 / 63

Posted By: OldTimerB
The government could save us all a lot of time, money, and effort by legalizing prostitution. Maybe one day...  
   
Posted By: pugdog
The plate reader you are talking about Wong only goes off if you plate is tagged for some reason.  I. E.  Stolen plate or expired tabs according to the computer. They have to physically put your plate into the system for it to ring off otherwise nothing happens.  What talon started here I call complete BS. No department is going to take the time to put in the tags of everyone going to an apartment complex for anything but a felony crime.  Last time I checked prostitution is not.

vorlon 115 Reviews 260 reads
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63 / 63

I think it will happen but probably not in my lifetime.

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