: Minnesota Discussion : Re: Massage Parlor

posted 8 years ago

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I've never been to any of the Minneapolis Massage Parlors and thought it was about time I checked one out. Wondering if I could get a recommendation for one to try.

Feel free to pm or post here.

OldTimerB 45 Reviews 1189 reads

posted 8 years ago

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Any of them are probably good for you except

For the DIY ones.

The best way to learn is just go in, get a massage, and enjoy it.

If you like the girl or the massage, go back again and see her...or her co-worker.

When you don't like her/that MP any more, go try another one and compare.

Keep experimenting.

Experience is the best teacher.

Posted By: leonardcohen

I've never been to any of the Minneapolis Massage Parlors and thought it was about time I checked one out. Wondering if I could get a recommendation for one to try.

Feel free to pm or post here.

RickBMN 65 Reviews 814 reads

posted 8 years ago

3 / 13

I second OTB's comments, plus...

.... it was not stated what the OP is looking for. Besides that, every session can be different. I can see someone and have a great session, and you could see the same woman and maybe not have as great of an experience. Sometimes there is no substitution for plain old experience....

To the OP: good luck in your search. Try calling a few and see if you can even understand what they tell you on the phone. Because if they can barely speak English on the phone, chances are, it won't be any better when you're there.

OldTimerB 45 Reviews 725 reads

posted 8 years ago

4 / 13

Rick, don't forget the language of love..

Posted By: RickBMN

.... it was not stated what the OP is looking for. Besides that, every session can be different. I can see someone and have a great session, and you could see the same woman and maybe not have as great of an experience. Sometimes there is no substitution for plain old experience....

To the OP: good luck in your search. Try calling a few and see if you can even understand what they tell you on the phone. Because if they can barely speak English on the phone, chances are, it won't be any better when you're there.

OldTimerB 45 Reviews 502 reads

posted 8 years ago

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Rick, don't forget the language of love..

It's universal

Posted By: RickBMN

.... it was not stated what the OP is looking for. Besides that, every session can be different. I can see someone and have a great session, and you could see the same woman and maybe not have as great of an experience. Sometimes there is no substitution for plain old experience....

To the OP: good luck in your search. Try calling a few and see if you can even understand what they tell you on the phone. Because if they can barely speak English on the phone, chances are, it won't be any better when you're there.

ohmf1964 47 Reviews 916 reads

posted 8 years ago

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Message porlors

If you are on the eastside of town there are a couple just across the border in wisc.Good message and you get a happy ending.$70 plus a tip

leonardcohen 9 Reviews 492 reads

posted 8 years ago

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Re: I second OTB's comments, plus...

Not really looking for anything specific, basically a happy ending with an attractive masseuse. Like OTB, I'm not into DIY so basically just want to make sure I go somewhere I'll be taken care of. Beyond that I wouldn't mind a good price too.

RickBMN 65 Reviews 463 reads

posted 8 years ago

8 / 13

Can never forget that. Love and music.... the 2 universal languages

END OF MESSAGE

dirkdigler024 1 Reviews 774 reads

posted 8 years ago

9 / 13

Massage Parlor

I like DIY places. They;re cheap and I like being watched.

OldTimerB 45 Reviews 725 reads

posted 8 years ago

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Re: Massage Parlor

They are ALL DIY places if you want to do that. You're trying to save on the tip?

Posted By: dirkdigler024

I like DIY places. They;re cheap and I like being watched.

knotsaway 36 Reviews 619 reads

posted 8 years ago

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Was that a pun?

Posted By: OldTimerB

... You're trying to save on the tip?

Sstrm01 13 Reviews 475 reads

posted 8 years ago

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I have experienced

That about 10 to 15 percent of the time the flip and or happy ending does not happen so I always prepare myself mentally for that eventuality. I almost always however receive an awesome massage. I think the odds of success can be increased by going to a mp where you have had success but I find it fun searching for the surprise Asian hotty and thus like to try different places.

Ball Turret 19 Reviews 385 reads

posted 8 years ago

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Re: Rick, don't forget the language of love..

The language of love? Benjamins?