I just finished reading a couple of Lockstocks reviews. I think they are great! This guy can really write! I'm dying to try some of his ladies. He makes them sound heavenly. At last, a guy who really likes women.

I just hate writing reviews.  With me it's just 'get er done'!  While I haven't read the reviews you're referring to, I personally I don't like to read long flowery reviews, just the facts for me please.

I find myself overwriting, and overgrading and, these days, choosing not to write unless someone asks, or something crap happens.  It's a struggle to be fair to provider and reader and this is a good example http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/showReview.asp?Review=1656083

That's the one I liked! You should try writing for money. I think you have a talent for it.