Two years ago I was much heavier and gooey, and I never had issues getting extras at an AMP. Now, I'm muscular & fit, and no extras. The places that were free with extras before suddenly have found religion when I go now. I am guessing I look like LE now, but that's a guess.  

Not sure of your age. But you could be right.  WTF maybe we all need to  be fatties.  But I've seen plenty of LE that fit that bill .

I keep my hair cut fairly short and a couple of times when I've seen someone shortly after cutting it, they seemed nervous at first and later admitted they were worried I might be LE.

The south/SW metro is littered with AMP's and I can't get anything (short hair, clean cut)
There was a great place a couple years ago that got shut down and another that I got lucky at once.
New shops are popping up all the time with no luck. Would be nice to know if anyone could share some good info

There are plenty of  AMP in south suburb that you can get more than just a massage, a few DIY.  Most will need to pay extra for HJ.  I'm pretty sure, I've been to all AMP that advertised in the body rub section.

I think it does matter. If you are in shape and have short hair they think you're LE a lot of the time. I have also been asked why I am seeing them. It is not like I have to pay for time, I am paying them to go away after the time is up!

Imaginations run wild. At a friends party recently I was misjudged as LE by a few guests (women). I'd just got a haircut (short) and dressed in all black (leather jacket, t-shirt, jeans,shoes). When I arrived, my friend (the host) came to me & the first words from him were "see those three chicks over there"?  "yah, I see'em", I replied. "They just asked who you were, and if you're a cop". I responded "whadja say?"  "I told'em I don't know that guy. I better go find out why he's here & what he wants".  We both laughed. Then he introduced me to the ladies. They laughed & said I had a "cop look go'in on"

... as I often wear a black leather jacket in cool weather, and black jeans and a black or dark shirt. And after a haircut my hair is pretty short.  I haven't noticed any unease about my attire, but maybe I'd better watch it in the future. I'm thinking of this kind of garb for future sessions--whaddya all think?

I'd get a mechanical pencil and probably wear pink plaid pants. Otherwise, I'd think it would look great and the girls will love it.

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That is the halloween costume one of my sons wore a few years ago. That might be the picture on the bag.

That's my booking photo from May 19th

Add a calculator on your belt and your good to go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a_sx3ozoXI

available with right girls.

I sure hope not.