You guys are incredible, should be starring in adult movies.  I read your reviews and every one of you are able to get your provider to incredible O's, screaming, clinging to the sheets, etc.  That rarely happens to me, maybe once in ten years.  I don't know how you do it but I wish I was up to your standards.  Usually with me, we just have a nice time, I have some O's and she may just feel good...which is okay with me.  The providers here must feel pretty fortunate to have so many studs calling them.  Keep it 'up" guys.

It's pretty easy when we're all 8 inches and up.
Besides TER reviews are here to let the ladies know what to expect not the other way around

I am generally inclined to agree. I have always assumed that the ladies I have enjoyed have expressed themselves as a way to feed my ego rather than their actual response to my attempts to pleasure them.

That said, there are certain physiological responses to stimuli that would at the very least be difficult to fake.

I will not go into further detail regarding responses, but if a gal is over the top in expressing pleasure, she is likely to lose me as a customer.

It looks like their expectations are more than met, especially with guys who are small in size.  Maybe the problem is I'm too big?

Sarcasm?  Me?  Why, no, I'm just really impressed.

You have never heard the phrase  "It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean".

Good sense of humor. I am glad that you enjoy the company of Ms. Sloan.  She is truly something special.  The first time I saw her in person, I said "you are the most beautiful woman I have ever met. " Nothing in that opinion has changed.

She is gorgeous but she is not the only one.  I have been so fortunate to have met some of the most lovely and intelligent women in this hobby.  I may not be able to cause them to "reach paradise" every time but each one has been successful in helping me to spend time in their paradise.

All I hear in my head when I'm in the middle of play time is, "Row row row your boat gently down the stream.  Merrily, merrily merrily, merrily, I think I'm going to scream."

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All of us are inclined to romanticize these enchanted encounters.  I bet you are looking forward to your next encounter with your most recently reviewed lady, and you will touch her, and magically she will turn once again into "an insatiable goddess."  Seems there are not many frogs in this pond.

...she really did but she led me to believe she had one, I'll write it into the review. No harm done and it makes for better reading. I know the physical signs but I'm not going to record her vital signs after her expression and some women have very convincing control over their kegels and abs. A lady who behaves like she had a really good time with me is going on my list of someone I would definitely like to repeat with.

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board posting repellents...

Is Nago an example of nature trying to fill said vacuum?

I never would have imagined.

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Reviews are sketchy sometimes and yes it seems everyone brings about a "second cumming of Christ" aura in reviews lately.

So...where do we go from here?

We have known for years you need to read reviews with a "grain of salt" POV.  Look at the long term set of reviews and you will get a better idea of potential reality and make your decision from there.

When I review now I try to give my fellow client friends the concise version and as much detail to get my review approved and not any more.  If I had a spectacularly strange experience I try to relay that with a little more detail and flair so you all know what you may be getting into

It is amusing that you are annoyed by guys who focus on the lady's pleasure, but you're fine with casually announcing you "usually ... have some O's." (sic) Some of us don't have that luxury. It's a single O, or maybe two Os on a rare good day, which leaves plenty of time in the session to take pleasure from pleasing her. I'm sure she never fakes it, just as I'm sure you're not puffing, even a little. Be grateful for the good things you have. They may not last forever.

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I cannot take all the credit thou. So far I have not had a erection last more than 4 hours but I did have 1 performance that lasted for 2 hours. should I have reviewed the little blue pill instead of the provider?

A major part of my enjoyment of the time I spend with a provider is the belief that she is also having a good time with me, it feeds my ego to think I may still may be able to sexually impress a beautyfull women. Her orgasms ether authentic or fake are her responsability  just as mine belong to me ,while I am certin that some reviewers exagerate the providers response it's nice to know that she had a response worth noting. When i read a review of a provider I may be interested in I also read many of the previous reviews from that reviewer & of the provider before deciding if the information in the review is accurate.

I don't know about all that...but I did stay at a Holiday Inn once.

Not sure what you mean by all that but it sounds really intelligent so carry on.

MN men have all winter to work on our technique. We also are in no hurry to get out of there are one pop, since it's F'in cold out there. We stick around, talk, play and sometimes even learn a thing or two.

I have been told by more then one traveling lady that MN men like to fuck more than guys in other states, especially southern Florida. The older gents seem to like to just get blown. Some of the gals appreciate it as they too like to get off too from time to time.

Also, while a bad provider doesn't at least pretend to have fun, a good one will make some noise and a great one convinces you she came. And we have a LOT of great ladies in MN.

As I don't seem to get many ladies off...

Could be because they know I want to get off and they take pleasure (it seems, IMO) in doing this for me, to me, with me...

Or I'm beat afterwards and we enjoy talking while I take a break...

Or as I'm poor, my appointments are generally shorter rather than longer (I prefer an hour)...

Or maybe the ladies just let me sleep when I fall asleep lol...

Anyway, I'll try harder (perhaps) to make the Minnesota ladies cum more in the future and especially write about it in an exciting way for our TER brothers to enjoy.

After all, now I have to live up to others' expectations...so much pressure, I may not be able to get it up without a pill