When I first started reading the ads on backpage etc., I kept seeing 'no AA'. Well, I wondered for some time why on earth these women didn't want to see guys who were recovering alcoholics! Then one day I saw an ad that said 'no black males' and it clicked. Yeah, I'm an idiot. You can laugh.  

TS in the AMP (Asian Massage Parlor) world.

Posted By: srtman

When I first started reading the ads on backpage etc., I kept seeing 'no AA'. Well, I wondered for some time why on earth these women didn't want to see guys who were recovering alcoholics! Then one day I saw an ad that said 'no black males' and it clicked. Yeah, I'm an idiot. You can laugh.  
   
   
 Ok.... That's enough....

When I started, it was almost a year before I figured out that "HE" meant Happy Ending.  

HB?

It took me forever to figure out the lingo  
I used to call a girlfriend
if a guy would request something with the "code words"
she used to get so Tickled  

Heineken Beers...

I had one fellow who said he wanted scat.  I told him I was not into that.
He asked me why I would not "Sit Close and Talk".   LOLOLOL  I almost pee'd myself.

When her daughters started texing she answered everything with LOL as Lots
 of Love
When one day her daughter asked her what was so funny when someone was sick

All you got to do is buy me a beer the next time you are in town and the answer can be yours...I'm sure someone else will end your suffering soon lol.

Posted By: jaswan78

jeepers!!  
   
 Hop on Board  
   
 Heavenly Boner  
   
 Hard Boink  
   
 Hemp Bong???  That just popped in my head!  
   
 Hard Bang  
   
 What da hell is the answe...driving me nuts now!  
 

'e must've 'ad wonove dose funny Minnesotan aksents!

Hairy Bush...

Hard Boiled

Happy Birthday

So wrong but good one.

Is with a Happy Beginning

Hurry Back
Hot Bitch
Hot Bod

Totally agree!

Asian ladies are well known for their HB!  Ummm  They are not like clean cut american women!  HB = Harry Bush!

I don't know where you find your Asian women but do feel free to PM me lol.

Posted By: takingmytime

Asian ladies are well known for their HB!  Ummm  They are not like clean cut american women!  HB = Harry Bush!

but I hate acronyms I can never remember what they mean, like LAGNAF.

Thanks for making me laugh!- it's a good way start the drive home

A HB of course or a HE.
Or if you're up for it, why not go for both

Let's all get naked and fuck.

Traffic headed north is awful so I just might have to make a stop and enjoy HB, HE, and if I find the right place, TS.

What's the fun in that! Sometimes it's more enjoyable trying to figure them out.

It will make my day when I see a back page add saying no scandinavians.

If I told you, that there used to be one ad by a black chick,  that actually stated
"No white men", and another one that was an Asian chick who had " Asians Only "  
And there was a white chick, who had "Black Men preferred"  

I agree anyone thinking this racism needs to wake up its preference and for what ever reason they choose so put the race card back in your deck and leave it there.

Or no fat or hairy dudes. My provider friends are sometimes grossed out by the size, hairiness and hygiene of some clients. I know some shut down their menu in hopes that chewbacca won't come back. I'm waiting for the ad that says 'no fatties, no hairy beasts, no unbathed'. The provider's business may go up since there are some of us who will seek out picky providers. It feels more exclusive.