http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIXHcOjJpxY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opnxvvM3A9

Good idea!? When you get to that town, ask the bartender if he's seen a couple of girls named Laverne and Shirley. It's fun to dream and fantasize, isn't it!

Welcome to Minnesota. If I were you, I'd stay here and narrow down the list of our beauties that you most certainly researched before leaving home. See as many as you're able and enjoy! Why take a road trip across Wisconsin when you're already in the Land of 10,000 Lovely Ladies?

Isn't dentistry amazing?  Sorry its such a turn off for you Brits.

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Sorry apostrophes are such a turn-off for you personally. Of course, I'd never dream of making such vast, nationwide generalizations and suggest all Americans don't understand the difference between the contraction and possessive forms.

I'm certain that most do.

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...as soon as he's sure he understands what you wrote.