My wife wants to get her starfish bleached, which I’m 1000% in favor of. I know there are some products that you can buy online but do any of these work? Does anyone know of any salons in town that offer this service? Dreaming of that porn star pink wrinkled penny winking at me.
I don't know of any starfish power washers personally but I know if you google I'm sure you may find what you (oh wait you are posting on behalf of the wifey) may be looking for. Your post sounds like a creepy craigslist post but hey more power to ya. Hope you find the bleacher you are looking for.
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