In the bedroom what state fair ride are you most like?  I'm the giant slide.  There's ups and downs along the way but we allways get there at the end.

Small, doughy and greasy. Always leaves you with the feeling of regret.

I don't know if they have it here... but it spins you around so fast you get stuck to the walls and can even flip upside down with the intense build up of pressure... Then it is slowly released and you are mind fucked back to reality when gravity sets in and you are released from the walls  

Lots of ups and downs over and over until the ride stops!

...and that's spot on, I'm dizzy and exhilerated afterwards, and just want to go again!

...as the guy who operates the blower which blows women's skirts up when they step across the grate to expose their naughty panties to everyone.  

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Or perhaps lack thereof?

Is that at the state fair?  I hate the fair, so I don't really know if they have one of those.  I am pretty sure they don't have water rides, so the Log Chute is out, but that was my first thought