Suggestions for Newbies:
1. Park in the lot on Camino de la Plaza. You exit off the freeway and go straight ahead. It is $7. per 24 hours and has great security.
2. Walk across the border and once you get through the second set of turnstiles someone will ask you if you want a cab.
3. Say yes! Tell the cab driver Adelita’s. Do not listen to any suggestions the taxi driver makes. Just say no, gracias, Adelita’s. The ride costs $5. I always have $6. in exact change in my pocket to pay. I do not like to fumble through a roll of bills to pay the taxi.
4. No matter what any of the street people say to you, say no thank you. It is just like telemarketing. If you needed what they offered, you would already have it.
5. Once in Adelita’s take a seat at the bar or in a booth. Order your beer, count your change and tip the waiter one dollar. This will ensure good service and it’s only a dollar.
6. Some chicas are going to come up to you and ask for a drink or to go to the room. Tell them no thank you. Even if they are what you thought you wanted when you walked through the door tell them no thank you.
7. Take a look around the area. You will see a lot of beautiful young women. Remember, you can have any one of them. That is what they are there for. Yes, all of them are available to go to the room.
8. Take your time. They are not going anywhere. Find one who acts as though she would enjoy being with you.
9. Ask the waiter or go over yourself and ask if you can buy your favorite a drink.
10. Sit and talk with her awhile. See if she can answer with more than a yes or no.
11. If you like her company, find out if what she offers in the room is what you want. All of the girls are prepared to go to the room get naked with you and give you a blowjob with condom and then fuck you.
12. If you want a bare back blowjob, ask her. ¿Chupa sin condón?
13. If you want to eat her pussy ask her. ¿Hacer sesenta y nuevé?
14. If you want to French kiss her, ask her. ¿Tu besas con la lingua?
15. If what she will provide fits your needs ask her how much. She will most likely say $60. You are free to counter offer but I think that is a bad way to start a relationship. You are telling her she is not worth the $60. If you feel you must bargain for a lower price, let her know that if she is great there will be a tip.
16. Upstairs the room will be $11. for the half hour
17. About 25 minutes later there will be a knock on the door. Hopefully, you are done and in the shower by then.
18. When you leave a tip of $1. is expected for the guy who cleans the room.
19. When you get back to Adelita’s you have the option of buying her a drink or saying adios and looking for the second round.
20. Treat the chicas with respect if you plan on visiting again. They have great memories and word will get out about you. It will either be good and get you special treatment or be bad and get you nada.
21 if you want to have fun with more than one chica, get an all night room, as long as it's not a Friday or Saturday night.
at the room desk, ask Todo noche El Cuarto (all night room). AB is $35 with no knocks on the door at the 15-20 minute mark when it's busy.
22 during the day and early evening stick to Adelita's unless you like dancing, then you can go to the small clubs and it's $1 a dance. I like Miami club, in the alley, next to the Hong Kong club.
23 talk about everything you expect up front, these girls have been asked everything so don't be shy. You and they know why you are there.
24 bring your own supplies, condoms, lube and anything else you like. The hotels supply industrial strength condoms that are crummy.
25 if you're very nervous about going to TJ, try the Internet girls first and then you can move up to the Zone.
26 when walking back to the US, if the line is long, rent a bicycle for $5-7 and you walk the bike across through a seperate line for the x-ray scanners and border agent. Or you can hop a bus during the day or earlier evening at one of the bus stations or even right before the customs building if you're lucky.
27 don't be a jerk or an asshole, you are a visitor to a foreign country and it's their turf.
28 if you're going upstairs with a chica, expect to take a shower prior to activities so that you are clean. If you feel more comfortable, take your pants and your wallet into the bathroom.
29 remember, everyone in TJ appreciates tips, stock up on small change and $1's
30 I carry a bunch of paper towels in my back pocket since they give you one small lousy paper towel to dry your hands in the bathrooms.
31 If you do #2, don't flush the TP down the toilet since the water pressure sucks in TJ, there's usually a big waste basket next to the toilet. Yes, that's why it stinks in the bathrooms.