Need advise on a nice bar to have a great time. Went to Peanuts, very friendly but unattrative women. Would like a GFE. Where? How much to spend? Sorry if I sound like a rookie....but I am!
HELP!!
Read some of the earlier threads such as "Thinking of a GFE in TJ." The general opinion is that the only way of finding a guaranteed GFE is to book an appointment with one of the Internet girls. It is hit and miss with girls in the bars and massage parlors.
That said, I have had good--not perfect--luck with the girls at Cheaters. (It's a massage parlor located on 6th between Revolucion and Constitucion. Guess is on the corner of 6th and Revolucion.) The girls, however, are of only average appearance. Other massage parlors that have received favorable reviews from hobbyists are Mermaids and La Tropa in Zona Norte.
I've had better luck at massage parlors than bars. (But I don't enjoy the bar scence so what do you expect.) It helps if you speak a little Spanish, treat the girls with respect, and tip for good service--the girls gossip and word gets around. Try becoming a regalar at a massage parlor, getting to know the madame--which means both talking with her and giving her a tip, especially when a girl is extra nice. Once you have built a rapport with the girls and the madame tell the madame what you want and ask her for suggestions. I once gave a madame a phone card and my phone number. That together with a nice tip started her looking for something I wouldn't have found in any other way. (The same thing, I'm sure, can be done at bars.) However, this takes time and effort. The Internet girls are as close as you can come to a sure bet.
There are several of us who post looking for GFEs. If you find girls that do provide a GFE don't forget to share.
I frequent TJ a couple of times per week. Best bet for solid action is in the Zona Norte. I am not a fan of strip clubs (why pay $20 for a few minutes of dry humping when for $25 you can spend 15 minutes getting laid?).
If you don't speak any spanish, you are only at a slight disadvantage. Bars like Chicago and Adelitas will work well for you since most chicas in these bars speak at least some english. Problem is inexperienced and asian mongers with money have driven prices up to the $60+ range.
I prefer Adellitas because action there is solid in the day time and quite good at night - this is true all seven days of the week - but timing is everything and YMMV. Trick is to tell the chica "exactly" what you are looking for before asking price AND BEFORE going up to the room - make her repeat it so there is no misunderstanding.
I find going after tier one chicas (girls with 8-10 looks) will greatly reduce your chances of a GFE experience. Girls in the top tier two category (6-7 looks) who aren't getting much action will be more compliant. Price should NEVER exceed $60 for GFE, and some of the most sophisticated mongerers can score GFE at $40 for a 30 minute session.
NOW, if you speak the language, you just increased your chance 10x! Bars like Tropical, Chevalas, Miami, Hong Kong, etc. often have girls that are new to the scene and will give a friendly, well-groomed gringo who makes them feel "special" many extras.
The NUMBER ONE SUGGESTION I can make to any newbie to the TJ scene is to join a quality board like "Juanstijuana" (club hombre is OK, but doesn't give specific info like Juan's). Sites like this are packed with invaluable information, have several hundred members constantly contributing the newest, most up-to-date info.
The price of a membership is nothing when you consider that in just one visit to TJ, armed with the right information, you will save at least twice that much money, and get the type of quality sessions experienced mongerers like me are getting. Heck, I think for a "nominal fee" Juan or one of his buddies will give you a personal tour, including face to face chica introductions (along with chica background info) to get you off on the right foot.
So I guess if you are at all hesitant about paying for a membership ($50), consider this. You can either pay up front, get all the intel to make your first trip a huge success (most "bang" for the buck); or you can flounder around down there re-inventing the wheel learning as you go, unnecessarily dropping sums of money that could have been more wisely used for additional chica sessions.
-- Modified on 7/26/2003 2:41:52 PM
a to z my friend, but I simply like ab and cc are my favorites, It's funny, sometime's in an hour one club can go from nothing to booming!I am very selective ( pain in the ass)but I may wait all day till the girl who I like show's up!And if She doe's not not I just go home, no expectation"s and know regret's! but that is rare.You can PM me and let me know when you you are going again, If I am avaiable will meet you at the boarder!Or for that matter any of you!