Well hello darlin’! You sure are a tall drink of water aincha? And that voice, so deep, so sultry, baby I think I’m gonna blast my load right in my Garanimals. You remind me of some tune I heard once that goes something like “I’m not dumb but I can’t understand, how she can look like a woman but talk like a man”. Funny stuff baby.
Well anyway, back to you, tall dark and gorgeous. I can hardly wait to see what you got under that lingerie baby. Toot toot! All aboard the TS Lola! What’s that – I mean SS Lola if you was a boat? Yeah the Super Sexy Lola! I’m gonna take me a ride on the Ocean of Pussy on the TS Lola! Whazzat? I’m in for a surprise? Oh yeah baby, more like a super prize!
Oh wow baby! You got a real nice rack yeah you do. I love ‘em real baby. Those implants that some of them hookers got, that’s just not the way nature intended you know baby. Now slip off them panties baby, real slow! Oh yeah, you got a sexy landing strip there baby. Now slowly, tease me, lower them panties. Oh yeah, here we…
WHAT THE FU-? BABY! I don’t know if you realize this, but you ain’t got no PUSSY! What you got there is definitely a DICK baby! Holy shit this shit is just strange baby!
What’s that? I’m as dumb as a fucking rock? That ain’t true baby. I totally went to college, well you know community college for a little while but you know they didn’t really challenge me the right way so you know I…
Whazzat? Well I thought it stood for Totally Sexy. I can’t be the first one to think that… What? I am the first? Oh fuck baby. I don’t know if I can do this baby. Well I guess I already gave you the money and even though I am most definitely not gay baby, I must admit I am a little turned on but that is only because my brain is still thinking I’m gonna get me some clam baby.
You wanna blow me? Well I don’t know. You know I don’t think… well yeah I know I’m hard as a fucking rock and can play baseball with this shit but it ain’t nothing to do with you baby. I am most definitely not gay baby. Well I’ll let you suck on it but I don’t think I can cum baby. You can touch it with your tongue but ain’t nothin’ gonna... ooh baby Baby BABY FUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK!!!! Whoo baby I just shot my load like a fuckin’ greased turd after a load of White Castles – I don’t know what the fuck happened there baby ‘cuz I am most definitely not gay! I must’ve thought you was a chick baby!
You want to do what to me now? Oh no baby. I ain’t done nothing like that before baby. Well there was that one time in the Navy but I was really drunk and… Yeah I guess there was that other party at the YMCA, and then when I was in prison for stealing those ‘Golden Girls’ DVD’s but well… nothing other than that baby.
Oh I don’t know baby. Ok you can try but I think my cornhole would be way too tight you know. OOF! Whoa. You just slipped that huge cock of yours right in baby! That don’t make no sense baby. Oh that slow in and out feels good baby. Ooh baby you goin’ REAL FAST now baby! I got to SING baby! YOU MAKE ME FEEL, YOU MAKE ME FEEL, YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A NATURAL WOMAN! Ok I’ll shut up baby – Oh fuck BABY! Did you just shoot your hot load all the way up me baby? Well I know what it sounded like but… I think I felt that shit hit my spleen baby! Holy shit that felt so goo… I mean you know it was weird you know cuz you know I’m not gay or nothin’ baby.
You want me to suck it? Oh I don’t know I ain’t gay baby, but I got to admit is does look kinda tasty baby. Oh yeah it’s big baby. You got some poppy seed buns and some relish and stuff baby? Cuz if you do I’m gonna eat that thing like I was watching the Cubbies win the fuckin’ World Series yes I will baby! Ok ok I’ll take it plain. (Lola’s dick now in the King’s pie hole) O yeth mamy, zis gik is fugin yoog mamy! (pulls out) I don’t know why I’m saying this because I am not gay baby but I want you to shoot your muthafukin cream sauce down my esophagus now BABY! (shlong back in mouth) mmmmmmMMMMMMMM!!!!!! (back out) Holy shit baby! That slurm you blew all over my tonsils! That tasted so much gooder than pussy sauce that’s for fuckin sure baby! I could drink that shit all day baby! But you must know that I am not gay baby.
You want me to put it where now? Ok maybe I’ll try it but you know I don’t think I could do it cuz you know it aint no pussy baby. Ok I’ll keep pushin’ my rock hard prick against it. You know it’s takin’ a while baby to push this thing open baby, you know kind of like some really tight puss… oh there it IS I am balls deep in your mangina baby. But you know I don’t think I can cum cuz you know I ain’t gay baby. I’ll go slow oh Oh OH OHHHHHHHHH FFFFFUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK!!!!! WHOAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Jeezus Kriste on a muthafukin popsicle stick baby that shit was HOT!!! I musta dropped me a gallon in your shithole baby! I swear whenever I fuck me some pussy from now on I’m gonna be thinking of your hairy ASS baby!
Fuck baby! That shit was hot! But you know it wasn’t too good ‘cuz you ain’t no bitch baby. Whuzzat? Maybe I’m bisexual? Well sure I like 2 girls at once you know baby. I’m a real man you know baby. No I ain’t fuckin’ stupid baby!
Well I got to go baby. Yeah you was alright baby but I am most certainly not gay baby. I am the King of Love and I am all about pussy baby. But hey, baby, what’re you doing tomorrow?