Where's the award for biggest dick, largest load of cum, best shaved balls?

I'm going to set up a picket line.

Who's with me on this?

2015 AVN Awards voting is open! Some of you might have favorites you'd want to see as winners.

There are actually a lot more categories Something for everyone...

Sunny Leone wasn't listed in any of the categories.

graduation day from my pre-school.  (I still managed not to win anything.8o)

Obviously my post was being satirical, but still there is a germ of truth to it.  Gals get awards for their womanly parts (as well they should), but nada for the guys.  Just doesn't somehow seem right.

I also notice no categories for gay sex porn, not that it's my thing but why exclude that?  (Gals tell me that gay sex porn is their favorite.)

I also don't see any entries for Fido, but that's probably just as well.

She's a doll and super fun to film with!

Marie luv She is super sexy and gets really down and dirty. Love when she does dp!!! But since I didn't see her, I voted for my favorite girl SKIN DIAMOND who is super sexy and can be one of the greatest. She has the same personality as I do. Plus sexy Tattoos.