Aww yeah girl.  Here I come.  Your dream man.  I will fill your pussy with my sweet cock slime like no man has ever done.  Nor ever will.

I can see you are a true girl of class.  You have spared no expense in securing this wonderful nest of love.  I am quite sure you paid extra to get this 2nd floor room at the Econolodge overlooking the Red Lobster.  Is that new wallpaper I see?  Girl you are one classy ho that's for sure.

I can hardly wait to wine you and dine you after this first freakin' fuck fest.  Look out the window babe.  You see my ride there?  No, not that Audi, not that Porsche.  Yeah that one right there.  The Schwinn locked up against the rack.  Ain't she pretty?  I borrowed it from my little brother when my Festiva broke down yesterday.  He got new handlebars and everything.  Just think baby, you on the back wrapping your arms around me all sexy-like, as I pedal my way over to the Chili's down the block.  All them motherfuckers driving past us thinking 'Damn, he got hisself one hot fukin' hooker that's for sure.'

What's that?  You don't wanna do dinner?  You got an appointment with the midget next door?  That's alright baby.  We'll just have to stay here and fuck like our 'nads was disintegratin' or some shit like that.

OK baby.  Why don't you take that sexy lonjeray (sic) shit off there.  Yeah baby, that is super hot, those plastic tits you got there.  Ok baby.  I'm gonna strip now.  Get ready for the most amazing cock you ever saw.  Or ever will see again.  Here it comes.  Look at that shit baby.  Is that one fucking amazing trouser snake or what?  Why'd you say 'what'?  I'm telling you baby, this thing would win first fuckin' prize at the county fair that's for fuck sure!

Alright baby, you get on all fours.  Here I come.  Right in back.  You know like Fido does, right after he fuckin' pisses all over the hydrant.  Yeah baby.  Oh yeeeeaaaaaah.  You feel that shit baby?  Is that the biggest most amazing cock you ever felt in your cum dumpster before baby?  I bet it is - what?  You can't feel it?  Smallest dick you ever seen?  Aw come on baby.  Quit laughing baby.  Come on baby, please.

Well alright!  You just keep on laughing there baby!  Two can play that game baby!  You think you're all that baby?  Yeah, well, where'd you get them fake sandbags baby?  Morry's Motherfukin' Discount Tit Jobs?  You got one lookin' off to the side and the other straight ahead baby!  You look like motherfukin' Marty Feldman (see below) with that shit!

Ok ok ok ok baby!  I'm sorry baby.  I didn't mean to hurt your feelings an' shit.  I'm really really sorry baby.  Let's start over on a different note baby.  Baby!  Come on!  Quit screaming at me baby!  You know the people in the next room they gonna call the 5-0 baby!  Please!  What the - ?  Baby that lamp is bolted down baby.  Ok ok ok, I'll leave baby.  Just let me get my threads on baby.

Come on baby.  I know my undies says 'I Heart Mom' on them!  Well I do, baby.  That bitch love me from the day she squeezed me out of her fuckin' clam baby!

Ok ok ok I'll get the fuck out.  Whatever you want baby.  You know maybe we can reschedule or somethin'.  I just think you know maybe you woke up on the wrong side of the vagina or somethin' this morning baby...

Ok ok I'm leaving.  But baby can I get my envelope back fir...  Oh shit baby!  Not the fucking tv baby.  Just leave that shit right there baby!  I'm backing out the door baby.  Right n...

*******SLAM!!!!!!!*********

Boy that was a shame.  A real shame.  She never got to know my love.  But it is most definitely her loss.  That is for sure.  And I will have to go and fuck me some other floosy who deserves my kingly dick.  And I will.  For I am the King of Love.  And my love will not be denied.