Well hello gorgeous.  I love that leather spiky stuff you got on you.  And this room.  What’s this?  Whips?  Chains?  Kind of an animal hospital or something.  That’s alright.  We’ll make the best of it.

Well anyway.  I know your ad said you was into M&M’s so I’ll tell you right now that  I’m gonna melt in your mouth and not in your hands.  That’s for sure baby.

What?  S&M?  What’s that?  Holy shit you’re gonna do what to me baby?  Oh I don’t know about this baby.  Well, maybe I’ll try but you know I don’t wanna hurt you or nuthin’.  You know I got a real big dick that can make a lady choke pretty bad baby.  I just saved one hooker’s life and shit.

What’s my safe word?  I don’t know what that means.  Ok I’ll come up with something.  How about “Don’t! “ and “Stop!”  That should be easy enough right?

Oh all right.  I’ll let you tie me up I guess.  Ooh that’s pretty tight these straps baby.  Hey.  What’s them electrodes you puttin’ on my nipples.  Oh I don’t know about this shit.

All right you start sucking that dick.  Yeah you go at that thing.  Great technique baby!  Oh I like the way you lookin’ at me right now.  Ooh baby that’s a little too much teeth.  Fuck, what are you bitin’ it like it’s a fuckin’ banana!  Damn baby!  You know I got kind of delicate dick skin there baby.  What’s that in your hand baby?  Looks like a remote control or something.

(bzzzzzt!)

Ouch baby!  That really kind of stung my nipples there baby!  I don’t know…

(bzzzzzt!)

Oh damn that shit is hurting!  What the fu…

(bzzzzzzzzzzzzt!)

Fuck baby!  Oh shit what was that word again?  Oh yeah right.  Don’t stop baby!  I mean it!

(bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt!!!!!!)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!  No goddamit!   I mean Don’t!  and Stop!  For the love of baby Jesus baby!

Whew!  Ok baby.  I know it was just some misunderstanding.  Take this shit off my man breasts before you barbecue them baby.  And untie all this shit please baby.

What?  I get to do some shit to you now?  Well, turnabout is foreplay ain’t it baby.  Alright!  You know them nipple shocks did kinda get me all fired up.  I think I’m gonna blow a phat one soon baby.  Oh yeah you want me to cum on your face baby?  Is that what you want?  Ok baby ‘cuz here comes my love sauce.  Shootin’ up my chimney dick baby!  Comin’ right for your nostrils baby!  Here baby, you like it rough baby?  Here let me hold your eyes open now baby.  Hey don’t squirm now!  Here I cuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMM!!!!!!!! Oh whoo!  That shit was freaky!  Yeah.  I love it when the lady’s are all vocal.  But you know you screamin’ kind of loud now baby.  Is that part of the act baby?  

Oh you’re really in pain?  Oh I’m so sorry baby!  Oh no I don’t think you gone blind.  You got one of those emergency eye washes in your chemistry lab here?  

I think it’s ok baby.  You can see an’ shit, right?  Good ‘cuz I really want to fuck you so you just take your hands of your face so I can see your beauty.   Whoa!  Oh babe.  Your eyes and face are all red, and your mascara’s all over the shit.  Wow you know I really wasn’t gonna say nuthin’ but serves you right for fryin’ my titties baby!  Tell you what, I want to fuck you still but I just can’t stand lookin’ at you right now so let’s do some rear entry stuff.

Ooh I like these leather spiky gloves you got here baby.  You want me to wear them?   Ok baby.  Let me put on the rubber.  Damn it’s kind of tough with this shit on my hands.  Ooh.  Ouch.  Fuck!  There.  I kind of cut my dick up in the process but hey, what’s a little pleasure without some pain ain’t that right baby?  Boy you gonna get it now baby!  

Alright.  You  bring that hot ass right up here.   Ok let me slip it in your nasty kitty there.  Oh yeaaaaaaaah.  Fuck!  Ouch!  What you got there?  Some kind of spike for a clit ring?  Damn that stings my nutsack.  Ok.  I’ll fuck you good anyway baby.  Oh yeah here I go nice and slow.  Yeah, you want it harder and faster?  Ok baby, real fast now.  My balls are burnin’ from being like pin cushions right now but it’s all good.   Alright baby!  Now you want me to slap your ass with these spiky gloves?  Alright here I go. (spank)  Oh you want it harder than that baby?  Ok baby. (spank spank SPANK! spank spank SPANK!)

I think I got a rhythm going here baby. (spank spank SPANK!  spank spank SPANK!)  Ooh baby I got to sing as I’m fuckin’ your sharp clitted pussy and smackin’ your phat ass!  You know that group Queen baby?  They’re real good baby.  Just so you know I’m not a fag like that dead AIDS guy they had singin’ but I like their shit.  You know that tune ‘We will rock you’?  {see link} Ok baby here I goes before I cums.

Baby you’re a hot bitch ho leather wearer buzzin’ nipples like some kind of fucker from the CIA, you got cum on your FACE, stings like MACE, now I’m fuckin’ doggy style now in your wet SPACE!  Singin’ I likes, I likes to fuck you Yeah! (spank spank SPANK) Oh yeah.  I likes, I likes to fuck you Yeah! (spank spank SPANK)

Here comes the guitar solo baby.  But since I ain’t got one of them I’m just gonna smack yo’ ass.

(for the next minute or so, S&M baby’s ass takes a real beating)

Oh shit baby that was hot!!!  I think I came at the end of that solo too.  Whoo!  Let me look down and…whoa!  Baby, uh, I know you likes the Satanism and Masturbatism stuff but, uh, you got some Band-Aids maybe?  For your ass?  You gonna need like a 1000 I think.

But don’t you worry baby.  I’m gonna fix you right up.  And maybe in about 6 months from now with a little skin grafting, it’ll be as good as new baby!  I promise you.  For I am the King of Love.  And I always treats and beats my ladies better than any of them other fuckers.  In about 6 months you’ll see.