Well hello beautiful ones!  My my my you two look well, kind of sexy I guess, in an Elvis kind of way.  Sure you're a little heavy and you got that, you know, greasy short haired look an all, and you're kind of lacking in the face frosting and stuff, but I guess you two are alright.  Tonight you two will experience the love of a King and I know you will never be the same again.  You will be like "I am just done with dick!"  That's what you will be thinking for sure as shit babies!  Yes you will.   'Cuz you will have had the best.  

You, the kinda large one - what's your hooker name?  Martha?  I like that shirt you got on Martha.  "Melissa Etheridge can dive my muff anytime"  Cool.  And you, the extra large one, you are, Bertha?  Seriously?  That is well, not super sexy, but whatever.  What does that shirt say? "The Indigo Girls: No Dicks Allowed"?  Cool - I think I heard that album.  Maybe.

Alright.  You want me to videotape you two going at it?  Ok.  I love me some hot lezbo action for foreplay.  Really gets me fired up.  You got some music you want playing on your ipod?  Alright.  Whatcha want me to put on?  Katy Perry - good choice!  I like that tune - how it go? "I fucked a ho and I liked it, the taste of her douched up pussy" or some shit like that - good stuff.  Not that one?  The first one there?  Ok - I don't think I heard that one but it's got a good beat and stuff.  What she saying? "Ur so gay and you don't even like boys".  What's that shit all about?  Well alright I'll listen to it if that's what gets you two sluts all fired up for this super-schlong I got on me.

Alright babies.  Lets see what you two got under them frocks.  Let's see that sexy lingerie you got under there I'm sure.  Whoa.  No bra?  That's kinda ok I suppose, if you two didn't have tits that pointed to the floor.  Alright then.  You know I know all the ho's ain't got perfect tits an bodies an stuff, but you two look kinda like you been dinin' on triple cheeseburgers an shit.  Maybe you should stick with salads if you wanna get with more hot men like me.  Ok, peel away them jeans now babies.  Jockey boxers?  That's some strange shit on some chicks I'll tell you that.  But alright, to each they own.  Take off them undies my luke-warm lezbo sluts, and, Jeez, well, you know I know some ladies don't shave the bush an all but you two got fuckin' jungles goin' on down there.  What's that shit about?  Ok I'll shut the fuck up and tape.

There you go.  There's some hot DFK action right there.  Yeah you two.  You go at it.  I like that, the way you touching each other.  You really getting into it, like you was really a couple of genuine carpet munchers or some shit like that.  Yeah but I know you two is 'gay for pay'.  Even if you two are gonna pay me for this session.   You ho's know I got the dick that is just what the ladies need, and I understand that you willing to give me the envelope this time.  Believe me babies, I understand.

Yeah.  I think I'm gonna strip here now and join the hot action.  What's that?  You want me to stay here and just keep taping?  Well I guess for a little.  But you two are really missing out on some hot dick right here.  This cock will drive you two bitches crazy.  You fukin' sluts will be like 'Damn man - that dick is so fuckin' big I just got to suck it and shove it in my pussy and make it cum all over my face' that's for sure.  But I'll let you two warm each other up a little more, you know, get you all hot and bothered for my huge cock.  Yeah.

Boy you two are really going at it aintcha?  Oh there you go, a little 69 action.  Wow!  Oh dang!  What's that funky smell?  Didn't you ho's wash your fuckin' clams?  What the fuck?  Smells like some God damn fish warehouse in here.  Fuck!

Oh yeah, you cummin' hard now babies!  Oh that sounded real good!  I bet you all fired up for my dick now!  I'm just gonna keep this on 'Record' and jump on in for some play!  What?  You want me to keep staying here?  Oh alright I guess.  Just for a few more minutes though.  You don't know what you're missing here babies I can guarantee that!  What?  You do know?  Well I don't know what that means but I roll with it.

Oh I like that scissors move there.  Pussy on pussy - very nice.  And it don't smell so much neither.  Can't beat that.  

Ladies I am telling you I am super hard right now.  Ready to fuck you two good.  I will fuck you in the puss and in the ass that's for su...  What's that?  You don't like it in the ass?  That's for guy fags?  Well ok whatever you say.  I will just fuck your faces and your pussies and drop my cum all over your lips and mouth and tits and shit.  You want me to join now?  Not yet?  Ok but I don't know if I can hold this hard on forever babies so you two should really think about lettin' me in pretty soon.

What you takin' out now Bertha?  Oh man a double jelly dong!  Fuck that shit is hot!  Oh now you two are both fuckin' that thing!  Yeah I knew you two liked dick!  Knew it all along!  Sure I had my doubts an shit but... oh yeah, nice loud fucking orgasms babies!  You two fuckin' came at the same god damn time!  And real loud too!  Like you was really enjoyin' it or some shit like that.  Yeah but I know it was fake.  I can always tell when you bitches be fakin' it.  Boy I bet if you had my dick in that mix you would of cum for real!  You don't think so?  Well I don't know what you're talking about babies 'cuz there ain't no fuckin' hookers that can resist this fuckin' sausage.  Ain't none babies.  What?  Still ain't interested?

Hey!  Why you puttin' your clothes on?!  I didn't even get to fuck you!  All I did was stand here and turn on this damn camera!  I don't know babies, but I am startin' to think that you two don't even like dick!  At this rate you two will never get any of this super cock!  That is just dumb babies!  I am startin' to doubt your intelligence, yes I am.  You will most definitely not have known my love!  Whaddya have to say about that babies?  Huh?