I simply googled for Massage Parlors in my area and believe it or not, besides the Craigs listings for PERSONALS, there were plenty others to choose from. YMMV.
Some people will post...They offer more than just a massage here or some will actually write I was disgusted when they rubbed my private parts! Girls gotta try right?
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