Massage Parlors

Why I love MP's!
Captain Cuddles 136 Reviews 6530 reads
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I love massage parlors, for one because they are everywhere in my area. Two because
although I like to see providers, I love to just lay there and be softly touched without doing any work at all.

There is one in my area I go to when I want a sure thing where the Papasan who runs it knows me and tells the ladies behind the scenes I'm cool and a good tipper. So from the very beginning body scrub I don't have to say anything but "it's okay" when they initiate touching my dick on the body scrub table because they know I am not LE. I always end with a rock hard purple dick shooting and shooting and shooting until I am completely emptied out laying there.... shivering with euphoria.

MP's are the best.

cumberlandblues 8 Reviews 6589 reads
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You know, I'm still new to the whole provider thing, so my only immediate option is MA.  I went to my first one a few weeks ago and the girl there, Kelly, while average looking and probably in her 40s, still rocked my world (that has not happened in years, sadly).  So i was excited I had a girl close by, knew her days working, and I could just hop on by when the need arose.  

There are a number of AM's close by, so instead of going to the one above, I thought I'd try another one, and worse case scenario Kelly works on Thursday, or so she said, so if the first one failed, I had old reliable.  

So the first one was nada- she wore full on clothes, she was alone, too, and I got a great massage and nothing else.  No flip, no nothing.  A guy was waiting his turn, too.  So I walk outside, called "my backup" #1 place and no, Kelly's not working but there's someone else working.... so I go.  The girl is in her fifties and gives me my second massage in the evening and on flip gives me a light caress and an offer for a hj that was horrible and she stopped after a minute....

So my enthusiasm is wrapped up by my blue balls that ached on the bus ride home

Captain Cuddles 136 Reviews 5504 reads
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The most gratifying Hobby ejaculations I've ever had were in AMP's. As clinical and unconnected as it seems that's part of the appeal. Although until I've had the FBSM experience I just would never know what it's like. Maybe if the opportunity arises I might try it. Never thought of it until your post.
Thanks

Nordicbiker 4 Reviews 4937 reads
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What does FBSM mean?  Sorry, I'm kind of new to this.

Gosloforme 81 Reviews 5294 reads
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5 / 6

Have been looking for a reliable FBSM in northern NJ - but have not been lucky......
Maybe someone will respond to this post!!

caocaowoody 2 Reviews 5435 reads
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There were a couple of AMP places that advertised here that were wink wink, but in reality was selling a blue ball event.  I like massages because I need them. But Id like honest advertising better.  I have my chinese place $40/hr and you need 2 hrs for their method.  I also have my shower table place. I enjoy the hit of the hot water and of course the individual attention.

Too old now to shake my thing, I focus on living each day.

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