It was Nucking Futs and I am wounded...

I'll bite, what happened?

...women feel like when it happens to them.  

That probably didn't happen, but when you post vague OPs that's what you should expect.

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I made that mistake in college.  Won't do it again unless she has a really big mouth and keeps those things away.  You wouldn't think braces are dangerous, but they can be!

. . . . to explain what the heck you are talking about, or do we assume you don't have to because BigPapasan guessed correctly?

My story won't stick - So let's just say I lived out a Bonny and Clyde fantasy / role play...  
It was amazing

Was there sex or did you just rob a bank and that gave you an erection?

Nah there was a lot of sex - the bummer was that most of it was after they threw me in prison...

We heard you liked it rough.  Lol

On a great date I usually commit at least 3 felonies and my date normally commits about a half dozen - I figure since my detailed description didn't stick here the moderators don't all allow discussion of that sort of thing. Do you guys have any acronyms that you use to fool the Mods for this situation?

Yeah but BP got his braces off so it's all good now (next time I'm going to give him a cum-shot in the eye for his comment

you just told the Mods here what you planned to do so how do you plan on fooling them?

The thing is, they don't allow detailed reviews here.  You should have put that in your original review.  They also have a limit on how often you can review the same lady and don't give VIP credit for rereviewing a lady.  HOWEVER, if you enter the new review, wait for them to reject it as being too soon, then point out it is simply a updated review of the original visit because you wanted to give more detail, they might go for that.  It would be their call, but I suspect they might go for that reason.

...is not to "fool the mods" (what a dumb thing to say - you must be under the influence of shiitake) but to avoid overtly discussing illegal activities.  TER doesn't need any more attention from LE than they obviously get already.  In the immortal words of Howard Stern's father to Howard: " I told you not to be stupid, you moron!"

It seems the effects of the weekend's activities have not worn off yet.  LOL

I was fucking with you guys. I don't want to fool the mods and I hate those acronyms.
I was out of my mind when I started this post - why else would I start a post here?
Carry on...

 
Actually, a lot of reasons such as a covert shill, etc.  With one review to you name the reality is that there is no way we can be sure if it is real, if you have really been around for a long time, or if you are just promoting her by getting us to read the review.

That said, I'm not saying I don't believe you.  There is nothing else to indicate you're doing a covert shill and based on her review history she obviously has no reason to waste her time trying to get one.  In fact, after seeing her profile etc., I think I might need to arrange a visit to see for myself sometime.  Usually I won't go for a rate that high unless it is a double, but on rare occasions I will

Hahaha - Just be ready to be a love-sick fool if you do!

It doesn't matter to me if anyone believes me or not _ I am not a "Hobbiest" I am just A guy who gets more and more self-destructive as he approaches middle-age.

I am smart enough to realise though that having an affair with a chick that works for me will fuck me a lot faster than trying to turn a meeting with a provider into an affair of the heart - at least there is one more firewall here...

WTF is a covert shill? Don't like high ratings? What ratings do you look for 3 & 4's? I won't even consider it if looks are not over 9 (we can work out the other number later