I would have to say the WORST place would be, The Men's shower  in any gym in either West Hollywood or San Francisco. lol

Only "One" Answer Per Person, Please.  

My Answer; At The OBGYN appointment. Lol.  

Lick Lick,

Ashle

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Are you telling me that there are a lot of gay men in those cities??? lol

What about a guy getting aroused during a massage with a male therapist?  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-5Lr0TUnSM

Of course our friends from Alabama or Arkansas would disagree.

The question is worst place to get horny, not the worst place to pop an involuntary.   But I agree getting a hard on in a gay men's shower room would be pretty fucking funny.  And not in a good way.  

I think we're all a little curious though - how often are you in gay men's shower rooms, GaG?  :smirk:

...now, the worst place to get horny in my opinion, would be in the middle of the Sheik's harem... You know you're going to get caught, and you know what they'll do to you, but you just can't help but sample the merchandise. LOL.

Well the emperor of China made sure none of his enuchs could never have one!! OUCH!!! Somebody please bring a bandaid!!! Im sorry Ashley I don't think you want to lick this one!! LOL

I might want to add. The creation of the to go box was created perhaps?

haha, that's a good one. Been to many friends funerals and seeing hot girls.

...especially if she looks like this.

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You're assuming we would use a male therapist.  Now why would we do that....we are on TER after all, not at home with our hand and a copy of Play Girl!

Women might not have a problem using female massage therapist, but we are guys.....we have the guy code.  That is no guy gets near our junk.  At lease unless one tricks us dressed as a woman.

So that's number one.

Number two:  When you stop in on your mother's women's group meeting at her house.

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I crashed a funeral today.

Jeremy Grey: [mutters] Oh Jesus.

John Beckwith: It wasn't my idea, I was basically dragged to it.

[to Jeremy]

John Beckwith: I went with Chazz who you forgot to tell me is totally insane. He also might be a genius because it actually does work, he's cleaning up

While you're female Tailor is measuring your pants.

In a convent...

My dental hygienist has amazing bolt-ons and is a belly dancer.  There's an issue with someone with razor sharp steel instruments in my mouth.  When I was a kid, I think my orthodontist hired Playmates as assistants.

The worst possible place to get horny is anywhere but a good place!

Before the hair cut laying in the chair getting my hair washed by the nice young lady and...wood!

At the air show with a date and a good looking random woman starts asking questions about the airplanes and then starts coming on, and...!