Los Angeles
Simplistic traditional terms BBBJ and DATY both meet the criteria EOM
I'll Go First, "Hummer"
You have a lot of free time1
Personally, I'm fond of "68" (oral now and an IOU for the blowjob - but given this is Ashley's thread, I'll be cashing that one in fortwith).
George Carlin said:
"71"
(69 with two fingers in your ass
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