How many of you old buzzards growing a muzzie this month?

I am!!

. . . . I'll probably just let the hair on my ass grow out a little.  LOL

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Didn't know anyone other than Mario was still running one?  

You shave your ass?  

Maybe just let the hair on your Prostate grow out a bit :/

Not that I know of.  But . . . I once saw a collection of little templates that would a woman to shave in image into her trimmed pubes.  Heart shape, mouse ears, airplane, etc.  Very cute.

They are funny looking but still on the market lol

Where would I to find one online?  Is there another name for them other than Vaginal toupees?  Sounds like a great gag gift for a few of my regulars that would have them rolling on the floor.

I never heard a beard called that!
I've seen beard models on instagram
Super sexy

look even older. I did have one in my twenties and thirties. When the girl opens the door, I don't want to look old and decrepit.  

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You got that right.  When I am showering after a session, some girls seem surprised that I don't want to wash my moustache.  LOL

And Matt's right.  The 'stache makes me look older, but I can abide with that in exchange for the privilege of being able re-live the DATY for the rest of the day on the days when I hobby.

Thanks, Big P.  Very interesting.  Not sure about the Pink color (would prefer blond or brunette - lol), but now that I know what its called, I can do some more research.

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...gave it to his wife to use as a vag wig for modesty because she had lost all her hair due to Alopecia.  Since he was so gallant, they started calling it a "Merkin" in his honor.  Just kidding - I made that shit up!

But trust me when I tell you...it does not look natural...if your point is to add a bit of comic relief to the date then by all means invest...if you think this is going to add sex appeal then save your $10.00  

Yes, I do shave my ass a little.  The thought of a 20-something hot K-girl trying to rim my 50-something starfish through all of that hair just seems so wrong, so I do it as a courtesy to my providers.  Just taking the manscaping to another level.  My effort seems much appreciated so far.

Yes, the one on Amazon doesn't look real at all, but that's what makes it a good laugh to give one to your girl.  I would be willing to spend a few more bucks to find a nice mohair or cashmere piece.  Lol

LOL    Its better than some of the real stuff you hear in history, like the race to make a bra for women which would be named after the inventor.  The French Marquis de Brassiere beat out the German Otto Titsling.

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Oh OK - I just have my 'starfish hair' put into cornrows by the 65 year old Filipino woman that gives me my mani petties - next year maybe I'll shave it and grow it fresh for Movember (not sure how my friends would react to weekly update pics though)...

When you mentioned shaving your ass I assumed you were knocking down huge fields of ass-cheeks...

Photos would definately be TMI.  LOL