i mean besides STD ...  my biggest fear ... getting into car accident, even minor one, near an incall location where it would be hard to explain why i was in that area !  especially in an apartment parking lot !    as far as heart attacks while with a girl go, i just hope i am lucky enough, if that happens, not to survive it  LOL  

Power of positive thought

than STD, heart attack, LE sting, or any other fears so maybe you should prepare some excuses. or take Uber.

There is  
Things that can happen...  you just be carful .. sit "butt" the Iphone  make a call by accident  while with the provider
take off the  weeding ring for some reason ....and forget to put on  
Last year I found one under my bed  
LOL
play safe boys  
Cc

parking lot fender bender? Even if asked, a simple "I pulled off the road to use my phone" would shut most people up.

This could happen...

Lol this remind something  

Yes, you are right but you won't have to deal with your insurance company and leave a record. I am not too crazy about Uber either because that will also leave a record. It's a lot easier to have an excuse ready. Maybe like I got lost or I was visiting a friend or something?

LOL! You crack me up! Hahahaha

That's PERFECT!!!!!!!!!
 Hope it never happens to me

this is a classic video but still perfect decades later !

run out of hobby money BEFORE my dick stops working.  

...my dick stops working before I run out of money. 😎

sides of the same coin.  

How about losing your phone or a family member seeing where you are via "Find My iPhone" on shared account?