I'll Go First~ Thermometer  

How about a toothbrush?

because warm steel feels great on our pleasure spots and there's no sexier way to warm something up than by sucking on it...

Of course with the relative's fruitcake I need to excuse myself to the bathroom to spit it out.

not for me though

Blowpop

I KNOW THAT is a body part...but I mean sneaker and all....Ha! I'm very quick-witted and sometimes cannot resist the urge to say something out loud if it strikes me as funny.....on occasion have heard "crickets"and/or weird looks....oh well, at least I entertain myself......! I have gotten a bit better at think before I speak cuz, my worst fear is to say something in jest and accidentally hurt somebodies feelings....I don't care if I embarrass myself, just not anyone else......

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While I am not too adventurous "nudge nudge wink wink say more more", this looks interesting!!

Followed by some smooth scotch... but the scotch I swallow.

You know that having "large wood" between your legs can invoke great moments of sublime beauty and pleasure. Sorry, had to.