Now that I got your attention ... OK, I understand twerking is like so 2000 (Beyonce) (or maybe 2013 with Miley Cyrus) , but it is kind of hot.  I saw this hot stripper the other day do the most amazing twerk moves with her ass, I want a date with a hot twerker who I don't need to jerk to but she can also twerk, jerk, fuck and suck me too.  Any suggestions?

I can definitely twerk!!

Not to mention all the other lovely activities you mentioned!