Partners help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story:
In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and saying "congrats".
But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job".
Moral of the story:
"Hard work is never appreciated”
Thanks for reminding us Ashley.
Swim
xoxo
I'm not giving any of you buddies a "good Job" dude. Nope, not going to happen so don't ask.
I was not asking for a 'good job' buddy reply. WTF are you talking about????
Swim
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