i've always wanted to date a playboy centerfold.  anybody have any line on how/where i could make that happen?

"date" as in the dates we have on ter, not an acutal meet, woo, take out and make her fall in love with me kind of dae.  i'm not delusional...

http://www.city-source.com/crystalrose  

http://www.thatmall.com/crystal/

What you described but you'll have to travel...

http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=154808

 

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but my pocketbook is in no shape to travel

Shauna Miller? She is what you are looking for in this fantasy!!

she was most decidedly not into role play and did not think we would work well together.  

c'est la guerre

...Her ass and your face!!!!  She must have talked to that other provider:

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=316921&boardID=1&page=2#316921

Just kidding, buddy.

A year ago I would not have understood any provider saying you are not a "match."  Surely, a certain number of Benjamin's makes anyone a good match.  However, earlier this year, I had a provider that I had seen several times a year in the past tell me I should see other girls because she didn't think I liked her that much.  I was always generous with her and always had fun, so go figure.  I guess there are customer "types" that don't always match up with a particular provider.

Or Lolita !!   Both HOT, thin, model types

brooke, also not into meeting me

You do not seem to be an Asshole on these boards, and you have enough reviews to make the screening easy., so WHAT gives??.

This makes me WANT to meet you, and see what the problem is?....("If" there is even one!.)

Do they not like your hair?.....Your eye color?....Your teeth?.......Your weight?.

What is it?????????.

Seriously CURIOUS!.

Happy Holiday's..

Kayla~ Xo  

 
 

So maybe they are scared that he has way too big of a Johnson for them to manage.

go straight to role play when you first contact them

you prefer something sensual like "the horny priest and the young novice", or something a little more BDSM, like "Torquamada and the naked Jew?"

perhaps because they were abused when they were young.  
very understandable

no i don't want to waste time or an envelope and i put in my initial email, plus all my references, white lists, p411 ok's etc.  

had too many misfires when i first started the hobby.  don't want to waste anyone's time.

but, one thing about the suggestions made... i think folks misunderstood my initial post.  i dont' want to do a girl that should be in playboy... i want to actually do a playboy centerfold (or i'll take a feature lay out, so to speak.  even a playboy cyber girl, some of them are hot).

oh well i've actually found several fine ladies who accommodate me.  ain't no big thang.  well, my thang is big, but no problems finding folks to play with.