Hey everyone! So I've been asking for about 6yrs now. Does ANYONE know where I can get my starfish bleached?! No one seems to know and everyone just tells me to buy the creams. I tried the cream once and it didn't  do anything I love a pink bootyhole and need one (LOL). Are there salons or individuals that do anal bleaching? Thanks!!

If you wipe really good with toilet paper after you shit, the brown comes right off.  Its not permanent unless you don't wipe, FYI.  

What you need is lasers. The cream takes like a month, and is generally unpleasant.

Here's a guy in Beverly hills that does it with lasers, should be more or less instant: http://www.mikoplasticsurgery.com/perianal-bleaching/

You can find someone doing this that might be closer to you by searching for "Perianal Bleaching", because you're not actually bleaching your anus after all, just the periphery.

a lot more expensive than a roll of TP or an occasional wet-wipe for those stubborn places.

...that lemon juice works fairly well to lighten skin.  

~light bulb moment~

(Hmmm... I do have a lemon tree in the back yard! LOL)

Mexican jalapeños are good too, your bootyhole will turn pink instantly!

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...CAN see it without a mirror...I'll be right over!!

I heard there was a waxing place that specialized / started this craze that is on Ventura Blvd, in SFV...

But I don't have any more info...

That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. I know you're being a smart ass though my sweet, loving darling

THANK YOU!!!!!!

Lmfao to all comments!!!  Hahahhaha

LOL stop it

Yours is too mi amor

Lmfao it'll burn it pink instead of crispy

Exactly

Being obtuse is one of my addictions.  The other one is providers with a sense of humor. . . . . and
easy on the eyes.  

you're over 55.  Hemorrhoids are always pink.  

Sorry, just saw this one.  Lol

...but it seems they use the cream too.  I Googled a plastic surgeon but the reviews are so-so.

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Thanks!!

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To have the sphincter color match the areola color.  You know, a drapes match the carpet sort of fang shui thing.  

Lemon juice and sunlight, which, is kindof hard to come by for a butthole...

 
Works great on hair though.

Yeah, but one would think that since sunlight correlates to tanning, you would want that area to stay where 'the sun doesn't shine!' (haha)

Hahahhaaa there's just something about a pink asshole that tickles my fancy