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After We're Done You Can Find Nemo! (E)
ashleyshye See my TER Reviews 2674 reads
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1 / 20
Here You Go Guys...

Let's Have Fun And Be Creative.  

What Did The Penis Say To The Condom? Lol.  

Lick Lick,

Ashle

bond007 31 Reviews 431 reads
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2 / 20
Get the hell out of here!!!!....EOM


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Alley-Syd See my TER Reviews 446 reads
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3 / 20
Tickle Tuesday

Hi

Good one mate.

A
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wildone000069 11 Reviews 405 reads
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4 / 20
Free me

It is tight and claustrophobic in here.  Set me Free!

Dave76015 38 Reviews 362 reads
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5 / 20
I can't breathe! E


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Sweet_Pete9876 63 Reviews 433 reads
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6 / 20
what did the

She will never recognize me with this on :)

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 319 reads
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7 / 20
Cover me, I'm going in! (E)


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CaptainRenault 408 reads
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8 / 20
"Is that a lubricant, or are you just happy to see me?" -E-


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swimtrekr 58 Reviews 420 reads
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9 / 20
Get ready, I'm

gonna spit in your pocket......

LLAP,
Swim

YairMarx 338 reads
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10 / 20
"I've got you covered".....eom


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hockeypuck 39 Reviews 404 reads
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11 / 20
Get ready for the best 30 seconds of your life (eom)


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CENZO1 162 Reviews 352 reads
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12 / 20
Since you're providing insurance...

...I just want to know if I'm "in good hands" or if my "good neighbor" is there.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 431 reads
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13 / 20
I'm gonna take my best shot. -e-


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camote16 34 Reviews 362 reads
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14 / 20
Dam it's tight in here.


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WickedBrut 27 Reviews 574 reads
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15 / 20
"Get off my back!!" Eom


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luke19342 51 Reviews 333 reads
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16 / 20
After We're Done You Can Find Nemo! (E)


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casinova 305 reads
posted
17 / 20
Complaint letter...

You never fail.  Whenever I'm out for a great time, you appear out of nowhere at the most inopportune time, lurking in the dark until just the right moment, and then hang around till the very end.  Sometimes, I don't even know when you're all over me, but I can see right through you.  I do all the work to get us there, and you just cum along for the ride.  I pay for the fare, and you're always the first to go in- how selfish.  You believe it's your job to get between me and my fun, but the joke is on you because when we're done, you're nothing but trash.  You suffocate me, so get off the ride so I can get off too!

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ZoePiers See my TER Reviews 360 reads
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18 / 20
Cover Me I am going IN

lol.

Zoe Piers

ZoePiers See my TER Reviews 376 reads
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19 / 20
Re: Cover me, I'm going in! (E)

lol- Yes, someone recently told me this joke.  I read this after responding.

zoe Piers

dancebbq09 130 Reviews 373 reads
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20 / 20
"fuck off!!!!!!" is there any better then mine!?!?


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