What is the best ever review you have read on TER? And, what made it memorable?
For us, we enjoyed the bird review...we are almost sure it's a favorite of others so feel free to nominate. This is one of several lines from the review we loved: "As she was giving me a final blowjob, almost on cue a cockatiel flew down and landed on her head and I climaxed with a cock in her mouth and a cockatiel on her head". Nominations run through Sept 4th and voting ends on Sept 11th. If you agree the review nominated is the BEST EVER, please click on 'like'. Yes, there will be days awarded. Participation: 15Most likes:
Reviewer: 45
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This is my favorite all time review too. Since admin can’t nominate it, and nobody else nominated yet, here you go.
No reason should be necessary, but if you need reasons:
1) It’s funny as hell. I still LOL every time I read it. I’m pretty sure the first time I read it, I snorted Diet Pepsi out my nose.
2) The author was very descriptive. That review painted a picture in your head where you can visualize the whole scenario.
3) It was a useful review. The most useful TER reviews tell you who you should see and who you should stay away from. This certainly succeeded on that end.
BWAHAHAHA!!
Holy cow that was hysterical. I haven’t laughed like that in a while. I don’t care if this is an ancient thread.
What makes it more crazy is the review before this one of that same woman. It was posted the same month and it’s hard to believe it’s about the same person. Took too much, which is kind of a bummer. I hope she found whatever she needed.
Many of my all-time favorite reviews are no longer available due to providers who have delisted frimnTER. However, my favorite review ever (that I didn’t write) is this one:
https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/detail/milena-diamond-review-by-sixgunsteve-952491
Jesus f-ing Christ I almost shit myself laughing at the bird review! We've got to revive this post. There have to have to have been some good stories since then.
Late to this thread but wowI could literally envision all of it! Too funny!
I definitely feel like I need a long, hot shower after reading it. Ewww