If that dichotomy didn't pique your curiosity gentlemen, surely these tangerine platforms heels will. (No. I did not just call you "Shirley"!)    
   
I sound like a used car salesman, but who doesn't love a used car?  Personally, I love to use Maseratis, Lamborghinis, Bugattis, Ferraris.....and when I'm a good girl and go to heaven, a white 1936 Auburn, will be waiting for me.    
   
Buckle up boys and get acquainted with this Sassy, Educated, Red-haired, Girly-girl, Goofball! Of course, if you relish my curves, don't expect it to be a fast ride.      
                                            Desiree  
                                            The Wickedest Wench in the West

Forgot to change the text for this ad. I gotta get more sleep! No tangerine platform heels here.  Wonder if leopard print, silk blouse, makes up for my faux pas.  

Can't wait to see y'all in Sin City!