I recently had a consulting job that took me to Oklahoma. On the 3d night of my trip a couple of rock driller associates took me out to dinner and then to a Gentleman's Club. I'm not a big fan of GMC's, they're kind of a waste of time. Anyway, got dragged along.

We pull in the parking lot and I see an ice cream delivery truck parked in the front row. Not the kind that delivers ice cream to your local supermarket but one that goes thru the neighborhood selling dilly bars or whatever to kids. Like the little trucks when we were kids. Ding Ding and plays the circus music.

We go inside and here's the ice cream man delivery man dressed up in his white work uniform, with his hat on and all. Hammered out of his mind. He's right up to the dance floor with bills in his mouth waiting for the strippers to snatch them out with their legs or ? . Guy is huge, very round and is trying to crawl up on the dance floor. At this point I'm laughing my ass off along with half the guys in the place. He's crawling up the stage, his pants are falling down showing his ass crack like the Maytag man. Here come the bouncers, the Sasquatch brothers, and they haul him down. As soon as they leave he's back up again, advertising for Maytag. This guy was worth the cover charge, the bouncers come again and haul him down. This goes on for 2 more times and they finally escort him out. When we leave he's conked out in his ice cream truck sleeping in the parking lot. They took his keys so he couldn't drive which was great. Fun night. I'm not going to say what company he works for but I'm sure the CEO would not be pleased.

Sorry if this seems a pointless post but just thought I'd share a good hoot.