Scientists have discovered that most women will, at some time in their life... contain intelligent DNA.... Unfortunately  95% will spit it out !!

I suspect you're going to take a beating for this.

I heard they've developed a technique for doing brain transplants in Boston.  The news carried a story about a woman who went to get a transplant for her son.... a procedure he needed to save his life.  The surgeon told her that a male brain costs $3,000,000 dollars, but a female brain would only cost $100,000 dollars.  The woman demanded to know why men's brains cost more than women's.  He replied, "Simple madame.  A womans brain has been used!" LOL

Hey, guys, I mean no disrespect.  I just couldn't resist the dig right back.

Learn not to sweat the small stuff..... and try to remember it's all small stuff!  Keep smiling!

I may have to beat him with my feather...