Write Review
1,894,339 Total Reviews 3,355 New Reviews
8,002 Users Online

Las Vegas

What’s the stupidest or funniest thing you have done in the hobby?
Amazing Chase See my TER Reviews 6538 reads
posted

I saw this question posted on the General Discussion board and there were some funny responses: http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewAll.asp?BoardID=12&Page=2&Messageid=179769

This topic came up the other night and Sara, Breeze and I all had some great stories to tell! Personally the stupidest/funniest thing I have done was during a session where I was using Sara's hotel incall... The client requested a HJ to reach his second bell, so I went into her bathroom and grabbed a clear bottle of lube that was sealed. I poured some on and a bit later went back to the BBBJ and thought it was the worst tasting lube ever!!

After he left and Sara came back to the room, I told her the story and she said she didn't pack a sealed bottle of lube, I got it out of the drawer and sure enough it wasn't lube, but a bottle of clear liquid soap toy cleaner!! Yummy! lol

spinner391698 reads

a elderly white male and a young black female security guards BUTT NAKED !!!!!!!! ... you'll have to buy me a drink to hear the rest of the story ...lol...

-- Modified on 5/3/2006 9:53:01 AM

ReplyQuoteReport
HBS11628 reads

she could not ring my bell 4 times in a 90 min. session.  She won and I could not walk for a week.  But still fun to think about.  (Ouch)

ReplyQuoteReport
HBS11685 reads

ReplyQuoteReport
lv2daty1339 reads

ReplyQuoteReport
little phil1551 reads

Honest, we wouldn't poo-poo your stories!!

ReplyQuoteReport
TashaVegas3656 reads

My sister and I saw this great, extremly fun older gentlemen at the Bellagio and he wanted a night to remember.  We started by playing naked twister while room service brought use our food and some chanpange.  Then we all streaked down the hallway while room service left and my sister screamed just to make sure the man saw us all in the nude!!!  Suprised there wasn't any complaints but it was great and a night that none of us will ever forget!!!  :)

Related Link: http://www.vegassugargirl.com

ReplyQuoteReport
ljmontana2409 reads

I`ll tell you about the one on last Sunday night.. I meet him down at the Bar at the MGM by the elevators.. and we start to have a couple of glasses of wine.. ( first mistake..LOL).. and then we are having such a good time talking and telling war stories ( escort stories).. his remark was.. ( wow.. I could just do this and be happy).. from there we start a game where everyone that walked by.. we made a major cut on.. ok.. that went on for 4 mores glasses.. ( I had some real good ones..maybe on the hurtful side..LOL).. THEN we decide to go up to the room.. now.. I have it in my head.. that we are still playing the cut down game.. hes in the bathroom and relieving himself.. and I have`nt even seen him yet.. ANY PART.. and I yell.. he has a SMALL DICK.. OMG.. he told me to get the money and get the heck out of the room.. nOW I`m totally bummed.. since this was kind of going real good. until that REMARK.. so.. now I go down stairs and I`m  feeling real bad.. and this is when kARMA hits me real fast.. this guy is making a bet with this other guy in the bar that I`m a GUY..???????     he BET him 10 grand that I was..!! so.. I`m PISSED.. and I`m about to slug the guy.. and security gets called.. and we are all asked to leave.. there is more.. but that was part one for the night.!!Just another freaky night with me.. !!LOL>..

ReplyQuoteReport
HBS12173 reads

ReplyQuoteReport
Number 62340 reads

Now you know why I keep a low profle around here!

ReplyQuoteReport
WhataDick1874 reads

So gonna give us part TWO!!...

ReplyQuoteReport
in_minnesota3122 reads

ReplyQuoteReport
QualitySeeker2004 reads


....bad eyes, I guess.  Real bad!
(Even though we've often discussed the believeability of your sex change operation....but, Honey..... based on behavior, not appearance!)

  The Cop who showed up and wanted an explanation for my cut and bleeding jaw might have believed it. Although reason for your slug, the shared glass from the night befores broken entry window came in handy as an excuse.  Thanks for sending him away, that Halloween I later really needed to be out trick or treating with my Grandson rather than explaining to my wife how I ended up in jail.  
   I did well explaining the cut with that hangover.

ReplyQuoteReport
WiggleWoman1759 reads

I recall a guy ya punched in the face in the cab after dinner ~ I think thats the night we got onstage with the Frank Sinatra performers too! LOL I had an old sicilian woman callin me a boutana!! (forgive my sicilian ass, thats a damn shame I can't spell that!) HAHAHAHA! I remember going to his room to get you when I was finished (good thing I drove that night!).  I knock on the door and the guy answers the door in nothing but a speedo...did i mention he was sporting a black eye!?!?!  Hahahahaha  YOU ARE PRICELESS!!  LMFAO!  He said I tossed her ass outta here over a 1/2 hour ago ~ I never did see you again that night!  

Its a good thing I only come here to check on you once a month cause my stomach can't take the laughter! *muah*  KILLA!

Another night that comes to mind is the one with the pace maker coming out of his chest that I ALMOST KILLED...at Bally's.  THAT IGNORANT FUCKER!  Heh...bet he was happy when he went to gamble the next day and realized he had no credit line left!  Heh...pit boss that I am!  Bet he had a nice trip!  LMAO!

ReplyQuoteReport
Post Reply Back To Forum
Register Now!