Care to share a funny moment with a kgirl you sessioned with?!
I'll start --) RB Sonya said to me 'only come see me next time if you're sad or lonely and I'll make you happy!!!'. I replied 'I'm generally a happy guy and seldom lonely; can I come see you anyway?!?!'
She shrugged her shoulders and gave me her billion dollars sparkle smile.
Another one was when CK asked me 'can my baby (white Maltipoo) be up on the bed with us??? He suffers from separation anxiety when we are apart.'
D'oh
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Megan, and we had just gotten started when she said she had to pee. The en suite bedroom was set up in a way that you could see into the bathroom from the bed. She gets up to go to the bathroom an I'm laying on the bed. She didn't close the door and asked me to "come here." I thought she wanted me to the close the door, and I started to, but she stopped me and said, "come HERE" and pointed to the floor right in front of her, so I walked over and stopped where she said and she took my dick in her mouth for a BBBJ. I remember hearing her pee hitting the water below while she was slurping on my dick. It just seemed funny and I started laughing pretty hard, then she started laughing, too. I laughed so long I lost my wood, then she said, "I had you ready to go. I guess I fucked that up." LOL
...the ultra ultra rare female Blumkin.
a girl that I had seen a few times. We did round one in 45 minutes, and I was really tired, so I told her since we have two hours, I'd like to take a 15 minute nap before we start round two. I laid down facing away from her and she curled up next to my back and put her arm around me. I fell asleep, bur I woke up 15 later as she was nudging me and saying my name. I pretended to still be asleep. She stopped poking me and cut the loudest fart I have heard from a woman. I waited about a minute, and then said, "I heard that." She jumped up, screamed and locked herself in the bathroom for about 10 minutes, too mortified to show her face. I had to coax her out, and she had her hands over her bright red face, and then started slapping me playfully on the shoulder as punishment for embarrassing her.
After that, whenever I laid on my back to rest for a minute, I would close my eyes and tell her I was going to sleep for a few minutes, so if she had to fart, now would be a good time. Predictably, she would hit me again, and then we would both laugh, then she would DFK me. Somehow, that one fart brought us together even closer than before. LOL
There are lots to videos taken secretly inside women's bathrooms showing how they rip huge farts whenever they think there's no man to hear it. My ex gave up on covering it up and then defaulted to "But my farts are sweet!"
They weren't.
He had a bit where he said he was going down on a gal for long, long time when she let rip a big one.
He looked up at her and said: "Thanks for the breath of fresh air."
I don’t quite get the big deal. But for some reason the moment a Korean girl decides it’s OK to fart in front of you is a relationship milestone.
I’ve even seen YouTube videos (can’t find them at the moment) where Korean girls talk about relationships. They actually talk about getting to the point in a relationship where they can fart in front of each other.
Who knew?
Korean dramas often talked about farting. Guess they’re not offended by this body function as us Westerners
They have this whole thing where they will out of the blue talk about poop. Kinda weird.
There is even a Korean wine called Ttongsul. It’s a rice wine mixed with feces from a child.
No. I’m not kidding.
Have to check it out the next time I'm in Seoul. Must be along the same cultural experience as eating dog meat
Lay off the rice wine with out with a Korean gal.
I believe Ttongsul is used only in Oriental medicine in Korea. So, not something you’d be at all likely to run into during an evening out.
However, Ttongsul wine is quite well known. It’s even featured in Strong Girl Do Bong Soon (I think they changed the title to “Strong Woman..” in order to be more politically correct. I’m pretty sure this is one of the highest rated kdrama series of all time. So, even the young people who might not have known about Ttongsul learned about it after watching that show.
How about : Strong Woman Hooker does Hookah?
Well, if you do end up drinking Ttongsul by mistake, can you get rid of it by performing a Ttongsul-ectomy?
...commercially available - usually purchased on the "brown market." Many Koreans have never even heard of it.
I will admit, I'm one to cut one now and then.
Usually on a date, unless I've done something stupid like gone out for Mexican, my body tends to behave itself. However, on an overnight, this can end up putting more demands on the body's digestive system than it can handle. Most gals tend to be cool with it, and even reciprocate, which is fine by me.
However, there is one Korean gal I got to know very well, and we ended up doing many an overnight, even multiple night ones over the course of many years. She'd even have me to her home and introduce me to family and friends.
Then, one night I tooted a few times, and she made a reference to it along with a sour face, and that was the last time I saw her. She ghosted for good.
Coincidence?
Not sure about that.
On a scale of 1-10, how bad did it smell? LOL
isn't going to answer the question. It's like trying to tell if you're BO is bad.
At the time, I don't recall it being any worse or better than normal.
The magic door closed behind me. I was greeted for the first time by Jesi four years ago. I sure am liking her whole vibe. Light kiss at the door and she takes my hand to guide me to her room.
I introduce my true self to her, bowed respectfully and then handed her the entire donation amount in $5 bills. I smiled.
She kindly accepts the requisite donation from me. She looks at the donation and then she looks at me and asks:
'what's this about?!'
I replied 'it is my pleasure to meet you. When I hit the ATM earlier, the machine would only give me $5 bills. If this is the worst part of our session, were gonna have a great time!! Okay?!'. I smiled.
She gave me her billion dollars sparkle smile back and leaned in for a warm and wet lllloooonnnggg dfk. And I'm privileged to be her regular now.
YMMV
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