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This WEEKEND ONLY...
For all new and existing students, I am offering you $50 off any swimming class, this is off my website rate or TER rate. Let me show you how to do the breast stroke AND hold your breath underwater. Come get wet with me.
Mermaid Jade Swimming Lesson Special is ONLY this Saturday 9am-6pm; and Sunday 10am-4pm, MONDAY All Day LONG! Don't forget my overnight availability too 
If you are an existing Sailor send me a quick message in a bottle. All new students you will need to give me a couple days to check your credentials, fill out my contact page too.
Hurry now, limited one on one classes start SOON!
Splashing Good Times,
Mermaid Jade
Since my recent return to land I couldn't help but wonder how many of my valued seafaring students might be in need of extensive, sustained, OVERNIGHT swimming tutorials? Due to such a long absence this past summer from my Paradise Resort Campus, I believe enrollment is exactly what your University Guidance Counselor, Dr. Sticitn, would recommend. After all, isn't specialized higher education the cornerstone of preparation resulting in "best in class" performance and satisfaction when navigating in and out of my ecstasy lagoon? Accordingly, as your ONLY qualified Professor of Mariner Seduction, I've decided to offer a 7PM to 7AM (times can be adjusted) PREMIER DELUXE COURSE for those interested in the ULTIMATE experience of a lifetime with your favorite Mermaid. I provide the essentials necessary for the safety of all attendees. CAUTION: this particular Class is an educational voyage designed for those seeking adventures beyond the limits of the imagination, with rewards and gratification fitting for King Neptune himself!
Shipmates who have not previously taken lessons with me are ineligible for this curriculum, if you have seen me once you are eligible, or you've had overnighters with well known Sirens; however, I always have open seating enrollment for new students, pending routine screening, in order to partake in breathtaking undergraduate academics of the type NOT offered at other institutions (I just love and enjoy fresh new Seamen). The Registration Office is now open for the Fall Semester. The PREMIER DELUXE COURSE tuition is 1,500 clam shells and only available Friday and Saturday, 7PM to 7AM (times can be adjusted) (kindly submit your scheduling request with as much advance notice as possible). I also ask you to bear in mind that this Mermaid needs 6 hours beauty rest during the above time frame so as to insure continued perfection with my lesson plans and other aquatic activities.
This Mermaid loves comedy clubs, dancing, dining, jazz clubs and watching the sunset. I love adventure do you?
Looking forward to sharing more time with you,
Mermaid Jade