Florida

$1000 for the most attractive bid--
latour82 7927 reads
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I am a New York City lawyer who is going to be in Boca on business the evening of April 19 and am staying at the Radisson Suite Hotel. I would like to hook up for some wild fun. Please tell me how you think that you and I should spend my money, being explicit as to number of hours, number of girls, extras, etc. I will notify the winner by April 13.

I'm sure there will be some takers, but it doesn't sound like the way a gentleman creates a great first impression.

latour828520 reads

I’m confused at your negative response.  Ours is a hobby with a strange mixture of high expectations, frequently disappointing results (bait-and-switch, poor matches, no-shows), and cold commerce.  Since I am far from home, I don’t have the option of simply avoiding a bad experience next time.  My approach might be too realistic for some, but it is honest.  By the way, once the preliminaries are over, I have a wonderful time, see the same providers again and again, and usually bond mentally with my partners in a very friendly and open way.

You're confused? Not nearly as the rest of us.

If you are indeed a hobbyist, why the secrecy? AND ... why not do your own research and write or call a woman directly????? You have no reviews posted, no way to PM you here ... and you expect people to not be leary of your proposal?

Your approach isn't too realistic for us ... it's too much BS.

Now THAT'S Honest.

Jimbo

rb2888700 reads

You have got to be kidding.

Good luck, you may need it!
I would be interested to know if anyone actually took him up on this offer.

B

Hows abouts 175 girls, a kiddy pool filled with tar, 175 down pillows - slightly cut of course - a pullup bar and a large pair of heavy-duty handcuffs. The 175.2 girls can handcuff your ankles together, hang you upside down on the pullup bar, while you jerk-off into your own mouth :) yummy for dummy - RIGHT!
(Estimated Elapsed time 5 min. 31 sec.)

When you're done - plop you in the tar kiddy pool then beat you senseless with the 175 down pillows X 175 girls.
(Estimated Elapsed time 7 min. 12 sec.)

Of course then it's time to drop your tarred and feathered-ass off on I-95. OF COURSE! - all of this is video-taped and a web-site is created in your Wildness-'s honor.
(Estimated Elapsed time 10 min. 56 sec.)

Based on the approximate time book an hour... that's
175 X $350 (more or less) = $61,250.
That's money well spent!

I love lawyers!
Have fun!  Now - give me my $1000!

"I will notify the winner by April 13"

NOTICE: YOU WIN!
PRIZE: Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200.

A lawyer spending his money? That is the first time I've ever seen the words 'lawyer,' 'spending' and 'money' together in one sentence in my life.

Ladies please do not bite on his line.

The X-treme Reverend Jim

EliteEbony7678 reads

Any lady that would respond to this guys message wants to go to JAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have a few clients that are attorneys, and trust me, I did not find out until after our session. This is either a big joke or a COP. I don't think anyone is stupid enough to respond to this guy. ( at least I hope not)

at this rate it may just be you and the lovely fistina.  Check out her reviews.  she has never let me down....

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