I would recommend you don't miss FKK Oase in Frankfurt.    I have gotten addicted to this place.   I posted a new thread about my repeat visit but missed mentioning one important thing.   Unlike US, where you have to worry B&S, cheating with fake photos, donation that does not fit the service you get and of course fear of getting arrested in an undercover operation by Police, Germany FKK clubs are a harem for ordinary people.   You get to see the girls, talk to them, flirt a little and then chose the girl you want to fuck.   This country is free and open and all this is legal.   I have not gone to any of the clubs you are inquiring but just wanted to suggest Oase as a place "must visit".

Have fun before, I guess, you return to US.

Thanks for the reply!  I've heard enough about Oasis that I'll make a point of checking it out.  I'm sitting in GoldenTime right now and plan on hitting the Villa Vertigo next.  Oasis is a bit too far for me to hit so soon.  I'll be in the EU for four months, so I will have my chance there.  I'm also planning on visiting Poland, as the exchange rate makes mongering there attractive.

Of the three you mentioned, I'd select:

1) Goldentime (which apparently, you're already at when you wrote your last response)
2) Living Room
3) Villa Vertigo

Interestingly, I got into this whole FKK scene through an ad placed by Villa Vertigo on TER's site. I had no idea what VV was and never heard of FKKs, so I clicked on the link and like the intrepid Alice, fell into the rabbit's hole, as it were, to discover my own wonderland of earthly delights. As a result, I had VV high on my list when I went to Germany, but found it to be among the least appealing of all the clubs visited. While a nice facility, the girls weren't very attractive or approachable, and wore a fair amount of clothing (bikinis, sashes, wraps, etc.) the entire time.

I concur with Chandra that Oase is the best overall, when considering quality girls, omnipresent nudity, modest "shark" pressure, decent food, and a kick-ass outdoor area with a pool for lounging with one's favorite Polish honey under the German sun.

As nice as Oase is, though, in certain areas, other clubs beat it. (I wrote longer reviews of these and other clubs here: theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=1719&boardID=54&page=1 )
* Bernds is phenomenal for laid-back and totally nude women who don't hound you constantly, and who create a close and intimate encounter in a home-like environment. They also feature free beer, champagne, and wine.
* Park Sauna is tops for a "real" health-club environment. The girls aren't as overall good, but there are some stunning exceptions. They also have a made-to-order restaurant which is included with your entry fee, so it's a real value all the way around.
* Acapulco offered the best value IMHO, especially with their 35E early-bird entry. One of my ATFs is there (a Meg Ryan look-alike) and I like their relaxed 'clubby' feel with a nice outdoor sundeck.

Of course, all the foregoing is relative. Compared to the crap we put up with in the States, any of the clubs in Germany are a friggin' bargain, with the most options and best sex I've ever had. It's only when I'm there that I start getting picky. Such is life...

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I am returning to NL-Amsterdam for a short trip in November, with two or three days free - Wednesday afternoon after arrival, Thursday, Friday evening back to Amsterdam.

Last summer, I visited Ying Yang Sauna Club in Roemond, based on only one free day, convenience to Amsterdam, and some good recommendations. It was a great place to recover from jet lag. The facilities are terrific indoor and outdoor (if the weather is good). Serve/cook your self food, free beer and soft drinks, sauna, indoor pool, jacuzzis, plenty of places to relax. My mistake, I think, was going on Sunday - that was my free day, so no choice. I arrived at about 15.00 and stayed to 22.00, and had three women. The first one was my mistake - she recognized me as a wondering newbie and grabbed me, I agreed, and the service was not good. The second was a very lovely 20 year old Romanian. Good service but not great. I finally spotted the third - a German-Thai girl - probably 20, beautiful, sweet, a spinner with a fabulous body. Great time. Those were the only girls that caught my eye. The quality of the rest - maybe 15-20 total was not up to my desires, although most were kept busy. I am going back to YY in November just to check out a weekday. I will report back after that visit. The word has been going round on the boards that YY is going downhill in girl quality, but there are enough exceptional reviews that I am curious. Besides, it is a very comfortable, relaxing, no hassle, english friendly place. From what I understand the facilities are better than any of the others, but I have not been to others so that is still an open question.

I am trying to decide how to spend my other days. VV is off my list for now at least. Oase is at the top - just for the experience of it, but Frankfurt is a hike beyond my destination. Others are GT, LR and maybe Bernds. Any suggestions, experiences, review would be helpful. Also, if anyone is there 17,18,19, a meet up would let us toast to the incredible world of FKK and Sauna clubs.