A haughty young business woman had purchased a brand new convertible sports car and wanted to impress her more conservative friend. So she picked up her girlfriend and headed out of town to a curvy country road. She then raced through a number of hairpin turns going faster and faster. As she approached a downgrade, she saw an guy slowly coming up the grade with his window open and waving his arm. She slowed and when she got near she heard the man yell out “Pigs”. With a brief, disdainful glance, she flipped him off and screamed “Fuck you, you loser!”

She then stomped on the gas and sped off. As she rounded the next curve at high speed she came upon a herd of pigs in the road. She hit the brakes and spun off onto the shoulder crashing into a roadside tree. Fortunately, no one, not even a pig was injured. The new sport s car, however, had its front end completely smashed in.

After a few minutes as the women sat there, catching their breath, the more conservative gal said “Maybe there are times when we SHOULD listen to men.”