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Why was Jesus raised well?
Because Mary and Joseph had a stable marriage.
He flipped over their tables and chased them out the door.
One guy shouted after him: "Hey, buddy, how about shutting the door behind you? What, were you raised in a barn?Unfortunately it looks like your attempt to purchase VIP membership has failed due to your card being declined. Good news is that we have several other payment options that you could try.
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