Three nuns are driving on CA route 1, enjoying the scenery when a tire blows and down the embankment they go to their eternal rest, all in one big crash...

They show up at the pearly gates, where St Peter sits with a big ledger. He motions the first nun forward, asks her name, adjusts his reading glasses, peers into the book and "hmmm... Sister MaryJane, it says here that you weren't always pure in church..." to which the sister interrupted "but St Peter, it was only once and Father Martin assured me a Hand Job would not count as a sin!".  

Peter sighs and admits that she wasn't wholly responsible for her actions. He points her to a basin containing some clear water and instructs her to thoroughly wash the offending hand and proceed through the gates...

Having settled with the first, Peter motions to the second nun to come forward when the third nun pushes her aside and yells "me next!". Peter asks in a rather shocked voice what could possibly cause her to act this way. To which the third nun answers: "No way - I am not gargling with that water after she washes her ass in it"

Happy holidays

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