Three guys were assembled on the first tee getting ready to play a round of golf when a sexy young gal suddenly joined them. She explained that the other members of her usual foursome had to cancel at the last minute and the starter had suggested that she join the men. She asked them if that would be OK with them and they assured her that would be fine. She then said “ I really appreciate this, but please, just because I’m a woman, I don’t want any suggestions or advice regarding my game or shot selection. OK?” The men agreed.

Well, the round began and the guys were amazed at the talent of the young gal. She matched them swing for swing and stroke for stroke. Finally they all ended up on the 18th green with the gal looking at a twelve foot putt for a par. At this point the young gal took a long pause, sighed and then said “Listen, you guys have all been great, but at this point I’m going to change my mind and ask for some advice. You see, if I get a par on this hole, It will be the first time I’ve broken par for the course. And I really want that badly. In fact if anyone of you can help me get a par here, I’ll take him home and treat him to an afternoon that he’ll never forget.”

Without delay the youngest of the male golfers came forward, knelt down behind the gal’s ball, studied it for a bit and then said “ I think you should aim for a point about 6 inches to the right of the cup. That way the ball should have the correct amount of left break.” “I disagree.” said the second golfer “There’s actually a slight downward slope, so your ball is going to speed up a bit and the break is not going to be as severe as you might think. I would recommend only about 4 inches.

At this point the oldest member of the group spoke out and said “I can help you get a par for sure.” He stepped forward, picked up the gal’s ball, walked across the green and dropped it in the cup. “Honey, he said, “that’s a gimme.”