A cab driver picks up a nun.  She gets into the cab & the driver keeps staring at her.  After a couple of minutes she asks him why.  He says, "I'd like to ask you a question, but I don't want to offend you."

"My dear son, when you've been a nun as long as I have, you've heard just about everything, so I doubt there's any way your question could offend me."

"Well," says the cabbie, "I've always had a fantasy about having a nun kiss me...a deep, passionate kiss."

The nun responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that!  First you have to be single.  And you must be Catholic."

"Oh, I'm single & I'm a Catholic too!" the cabbie says.

"OK then, pull off the street to where we'll not be seen by anyone."

The excited cabbie pulls into a dark alley where the nun proceeds to fulfill his fantasy.  But when they get back on the road the cabbie begins to cry.

"My dear child...why are you crying?"

"Forgive me sister, but I've sinned by telling you a lie & I must confess.  I'm married & I'm a Baptist."

"Not to worry...I'm on my way to a costume party & my name is Kevin."



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