Hello, is this Miss Singleton?

Yes, it is I.

Miss Singleton, this is John Smith, your tax accountant. I must inform you that your tax statement was rejected by the tax office. They say your salary and your possessions are incompatible... Your salary as a secretary is too low for you to be able to afford a luxury apartment, a new Mercedes-Benz, expensive clothing, jewellery, vacations in Europe, etc.

Oh, and what can I do about it?  

Well, let's do the following: Send me a recent copy of your principal source of income,and I'll see what I can do with it at the tax office.

Very well Mr. Smith. I am making a photocopy of it now, and I will fax it to you shortly